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@Roto_Frank thoughts on a 2b or 3b I could get in return for a SP like Greene, DeScalfani or Bieber?

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@DanSoder coming with the obscure mid-90s soda reference! Haha love the show dude!

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@Athletics Homer Bailey looks like Christian Bale’s next role as an aging pitcher. #BayBridgeSeries

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@zachbraff I gotta stop eating, my jaw hurts.

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@yourgirlcece Craziest Uber ride yet!

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@BleacherReport @DamonBruce we can only hope that he can make lightning strike twice! #infamousbuttfumble

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@957thegame they say some people have a face for radio, but @johndickerson is ugly over the airwaves....how do you sound ugly!?

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@IncredibleCulk I’m about to eat pizza,

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@SFGiants “I’ll take a Fresca!”
“Me too!”
“Me three!”
“Hey I want one too!”

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@NickSwardson “Drop the Chalupa!”

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@957thegame I went into anaphylactic shock from an allergic reaction to kale, got to the ER and had a 6inch EpiPen syringe stabbed into my thigh.....thats what I get for eating healthy.

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@SteinmetzNBA @DDDGURU it was 'Riggs & Murtaugh' not Murdoch.....just sayin. @957thegame

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@965KOIT they better have a million dollars worth of champagne cause I'd try my best to get my money's worth from the booze alone!

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@tomsegura @ChristinaP there was an hourly hot tub place where I grew up, everyone called it "the soak n poke". #yourmomshouse

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@BigUrbSports #UtahJazz looking like the game Dig Dug.

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@tomsegura @netflix Retarded ass Cajuns....that is all.

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@CharlieDaniels @duncantrussell Taking on the real issues, one Taco Bell post at a time....

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@IvankaTrump 1931, huh? #TaxBill #TaxCuts

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DNC: Franken should resign

RNC: we’re all in on Roy Moore

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@SpeakerRyan hey bro, you suck.