BruceCunningjam

Earth 2 Bruce Cunningham reports daily from the HTS studios as he struggles to cope with the crushing disappointment that is his Earth 1 counterpart.

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DAVID FOSTER INVENTED MALLSOFT WITH HIS SONG "WATER FOUNTAIN" FROM THE HIT SOUNDTRACK TO "THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS"

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@ThatchThompson @grant_koerner @RudyGiuliani That’s some sick stuff you’re saying out there, Thatch. Hope LE is looking into you.

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@DanJoseph78 It’s definitely racial and your dog whistles signify it loud and clear. Funny how your default description of the parents is “deadbeats”. Sorry if these kids don’t all have the benefit of daddy Hollander’s nepotism.

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@TazAndTheMoose @CBSSportsRadio @AndrewBogusch @OfficialTAZ what market research is telling you that the audience wants to hear grown “men” giggle about cookies and possums for 20+ minutes as opposed to sports?

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@Overstock Yeah let’s give the conspiracy theory believing company in bed with Russian assets our credit card information. Smart!

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@TheAnthemDC Nice to see you supporting #SilencetheViolence

Now about that @DieAntwoord show...

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@DanScavino LOLOLOL That photo is fake as all get out. Go walk the docs and find out for yourself. MD is one of the most prosperous states in the union and we will be forever BLUE. We let the Trump supporters stay because someone’s gotta shovel the sh!t 😂😂😂

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@sdeitch @Treilly1298Tara @USAmbIsrael And we can boycott. Don’t forget who needs who.

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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Haha @gehrig38 is such a broke loser he had to sell his children’s toys along with Nazi memorabilia just to pay the water bill. Heard the wife also gave discount handys at the fire sale. Please run!!

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@QuizzicalRepub you really think you can block us all? Lol silly lib 😂😂😂

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@QuizzicalRepub @teaandmagnolias @yashar I poop in my hand and smear it all over my face!

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@GovLarryHogan SPEAK UP YOU COWARD

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@nypost “Boehm, who works as a creative director in advertising”

“Boehm, who works as a creative director in advertising”

“Boehm, who works as a creative director in advertising”

Seriously, gtfo with this hoax trash. Your readers aren’t really this stupid, are they?

@lincolnboehm

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@ddiamond does anyone know why @maggieNYT has such a fetish for Baltimore?

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@thehill @alexanderbolton Why does the article reference “counties”. It’s “countries”. Trump was referring to “countries”.

“Trump's attacks on Omar and three other minority congresswomen he earlier in the week had said should "go back" to their home counties.”

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@hereforthejava Hahaha, you’ve got so many “friends” that nobody bothered to like or retweet. It’s almost as if all of your followers are fake. 😂😂😂

😘😘😘

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@laffin4j3zuz_ @ActualRobPerry @AP Lighten up, Francis.

https://t.co/mHqk4JMlFI

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@pinaykanu_m @AmericanJoanne @grossm130 @GrrrGraphics “Here’s Trump commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.” This is disturbing. And he’s laughing. Like when he joked about Epstein’s love for girls on the “younger side.” Gross Gross #EpsteinIsTrumpsBF“
https://t.co/xhjx8kVMqf

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Here’s Trump commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.” This is disturbing. And he’s laughing. Like when he joked about Epstein’s love for girls on the “younger side.” Gross. Gross. #EpsteinIsTrumpsBFF

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@pinaykanu_m @AmericanJoanne @grossm130 @GrrrGraphics “Here’s Trump commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.” This is disturbing. And he’s laughing. Like when he joked about Epstein’s love for girls on the “younger side.” Gross. Gross. #EpsteinIsTrumpsBF“

https://t.co/xhjx8kVMqf

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Here’s Trump commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.” This is disturbing. And he’s laughing. Like when he joked about Epstein’s love for girls on the “younger side.” Gross. Gross. #EpsteinIsTrumpsBFF

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@pinaykanu_m @AmericanJoanne @grossm130 @GrrrGraphics The only defense you can muster is referencing male genitalia? You truly are sick. Jesus can’t even help you.