Bruce Deitchman

[Bruce Deitchman @BruceDeitchman]

screen shot from The Week Of. And yes, that's my wife Judie.
#TheWeekOf @judietallman #ChrisRock #SteveBuscemi

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about the algae in the Reflecting Pool is where the fuck are the Epstein files? They’re 186 days overdue.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

This is the president* of the United States, everybody. As long as I live, I will never, ever understand why anyone wanted to put this ridiculous fucking assclown back in the White House.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

This is absolute cinema 🔥

🇺🇸Trump at 2:00 PM: "I will never sign on to a deal that does not serve this country. America first."

🇺🇸Obama at 2:05 PM: "You dropped tens of billions on the Iran war. Made consumers pay an extra $60 billion at the pump. Lost planes and got bases damaged.

And you signed an interim deal that lets Iran keep better nuclear tech, get billions in cash, and keep its whole regional network. AMERICA FIRST."👏🔥

Americans still consider Obama the best President of the 21st century 🔥

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: New polling shows Democrat James Talarico leading his Republican opponent by 28 points among Independents. Woah.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

So apparently, Donald Trump dragged the Secretary of the Smithsonian into the Oval Office to yell at him about being woke, but then he had an episode and forgot the purpose of the meeting. Instead, he talked about renaming Dulles Airport after himself.

The president is unwell, and nobody wants to talk about it.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SPEECHLESS 🙄

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Americans are being held hostage by a demented pedophile.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The East Wing of the White House is in ruins, the Rose Garden is paved over, there's a wrestling ring outside the Oval Office, the Kennedy memorial name, and now a cheap chain-link fence surrounding an algae-infested reflecting pool...

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

When he just comes out and admits what we’ve already known.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

I’ve lived in DC my whole life. A mouse farting on The Mall would be caught on camera. But Fat Caligula wants you to believe a vandal carved a swath of pool liner the length of a football field w a box cutter in one of the most public spaces in the city and there’s no video?!? 😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Picking up floating litter is a crime. Arranging seashells is a threat. Throwing a sandwich is a weapon. A rainbow painted on a sidewalk or flag can cause a meltdown. MAGAs are the biggest snowflakes on planet earth.

[Rep. Jason Crow @RepJasonCrow]

Congress passed a bipartisan bill to make it easier to own a home.

The President is refusing to sign it.

Donald Trump doesn’t care about lowering costs for you.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨 BREAKING: Close Trump advisors have been informing him the likeliest cause of any “rip” in the Reflecting Pool surface came from him insisting the full motorcade drive on the fresh surface to “inspect” it before it was refilled, which he immediately denies to blame liberals.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Wow. Donald Trump is holding affordable housing hostage until Congress passes his voter suppression bill.

He is literally delaying help for families struggling to afford a home in order to make it harder for married women and Black Americans to vote.

He is a sick man!

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

I wish people would stop spreading scurrilous rumours that President Trump is constantly shitting himself in public. After all, it’s perfectly normal to place a black mat underneath him when he visited the Fox News studio with its white sofa yesterday…

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

lol

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Out of 20,000 sex offenders incarcerated in our federal prisons, Ghislaine Maxwell was the ONLY one who the Trump administration moved to a low security prison camp.

Why isn’t this a bigger scandal?
Where is the press??