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[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@HiltonHotels entire keycard system just faceplanted—nobody’s getting into their room. Somewhere, @TomBodett lighting a cigarette outside a @motel6, looking at the one bulb over the door that’s kept working since 1962, and muttering, ‘Amateurs.’”

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@PhilaUnion @andreblake29 Chuck Norris

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@owalalife why do your lids keep breaking????? Third one that broke in a month!

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@colbertlateshow why is it Colbert is on vacation for every interesting news cycle. Who gave him so much PTO?

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@DrBobParsons @pxg Please have YouTube screen “disc” from your ad search. Thanks!

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

When you plan to play Friday but your new disc isn’t coming till Saturday.
@Latitude64

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@GRIPeq I just started playing a month ago but, I’ll probably turn pro before I get this bag.

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@Eric55757 @GRIPeq Any progress @Eric55757? I am still waiting.

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@GRIPeq Do you have a timeline for shipping the orders from 8/15?

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@GRIPeq This is why you launch mid week. That way your IT teams don’t have to work weekends.

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@SenMastriano @realDonaldTrump +3Million mail in ballots sent out. I think we’re ok. Take it to court though and check it if you want. https://t.co/xXcXkIYsRH

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@Vanjones68 @RickSantorum thank you for the last 4 days of coverage and Respectful debate.

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris I wish you the best of luck over the next 4 years and I hope the nation will reconcile our differences then move forward. We are a nation that should be force for good and progress.

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273.

Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America.

Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST

All Results: https://t.co/BgcQsEyt3j

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@UnderArmour apparently I am buying too much?

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[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@realDonaldTrump I was tested 7/7 but no results yet. Can you help?

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@tazo I am having trouble heating the water up to the recommend temp. Any suggestions?

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@Lowes I guess your website has the day off. At least @HomeDepot is still open.

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@honeybrook84 @erer828 @HomeBrewHopper https://t.co/mGuwVGT59A

[bruce fus @BruceFus]

@REI #OptOutside