Bruce Jenkins

SEC Super Fan. The only thing the SEC has ever lost is the civil war. I have a steal chin.

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Americans haven’t been hosed this bad since Biden won in 2020.

[Western Michigan Football @WMU_Football]

Final from Ann Arbor

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Fuck I got a call from the Chinese department. How do I proceed @heatdaddy69420?

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

@heatdaddy69420 Got dumped last time I played that card

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

900m. But what if she isn’t working?

[BUIKEM @ambuikem]

Money has Consequences ??? Pick one

$100M - No enjoyment
$200M - Lose a leg
$300M - Go deaf
$400M - Go blind
$900M - give all to charity
$1B - 70 years in prison
$2B - lose 5 family members
$3B - No sleeping again

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Deboer sucks ass

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

This dude type of night @heatdaddy69420

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

This is what is wrong with modern sports. Yeah let’s slow it down to the smallest little second for rain main to figure out. If you didn’t slow it down for the dunk uncle who is has a lip of grizzly in nobody would question the call

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

This will go down as the most controversial play of the entire College Football season… the call on the field was TOUCHDOWN… was there enough here to clearly overturn? Florida State officially lost the game because of this play

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Why don’t people open bars on the borders of time zones. Like when it hits bar time in eastern time just have everyone move their chairs to central time. And if you want to really spend the big bucks you can invest in an auto rotation system. That’s just me though.

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Florida Gators can suck on a fat chode

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Just saw a chick go driver off the deck and immediately fell in love. That beats whacking on the first date. Absolute nails

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Deboer sucks

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Please fire Deboer. Can’t be bring down the SEC like this. He’s useless

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Kalen Deboer is useless. Nick Saban needs to unretire and tell that retard to go fuck himself.

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Yeah let’s ruin the game with a taunting call. I thought we were supposed to be bringing back the American dream. So gay

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

Go for one, stay for two, home by 3

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

@JSenderz a back pick with an 0-2 count to the beer batter is an all time bad beat. #urshittingme

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

@JSenderz I’m gonna stone cold stunner your ass at the game tomorrow if you show up with some lip

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

@JSenderz @AshtonAsHTL @EvansvilleJays @aaronanderson Lick nuts pal. Go jerk yourself off. Go A’s

[Bruce Jenkins @BruceJenkins84]

@AshtonAsHTL @EvansvilleJays As a die hard Ashton A’s fan myself I will be blacking out as we get our shafts ripped off .