Elias “Two-Face” Phillips

SMU ‘92 Alum 🐎| Former ΠΚΑ President | Sophie Cunningham stalker | 0-4 in fights | Bonnie Blue survivor

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Get minter up and moving #nikkicapocci

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Ex wife dyed her hair ginger. Counting that as a win for the program

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You think she will notice ?
#fullsend

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Does anyone want to know the weather in Frisco Texas?

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@MarcoBelchoir Beers.

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I love beer

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@EN0CX Ohhh noooo boobs

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Got kicked out the bar so I decided to watch a white boy get some motion @daddy

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Amen

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First day on campus and some freshman already gave me an sti

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My boy just said he is having a beer with his new roommate… I FEEL BETRAYED, CHEATED, DOUBLE CROSSED. THAT SHOULD BE ME #fuckyou

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@MikeHawkUSA Send me to the freshman dorms now.

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Im ready for class now

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There’s a freshman who’s been saving herself just for you. Let em have it

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Last night before I leave for school. Let’s have ourselves a night fellas

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I hope I get the “I’m pregnant” text from her just to talk to her again #lank #fuckthetide

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Just found my new favorite news network. #isreal

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Yeah mom i definitely want to go watch the new spider man while im getting ghosted by my ex. #netyahu

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Half way thru my first Ella Langley beer and I already got the beer shits

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Take me to the ocean baby
#beachbum #whiteprivilege

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I love you Ella Langley