Christian.

I like to give decorating advice when I'm drunk

[Christian. @BruceLilWayne]

Sometimes it doesn't matter whose right or whose wrong, sometimes you need to rise above it and show a little compassion.

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People died, and I'm already seeing others using this story to further some political agenda.

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Having exact change is the world's way of telling me buying that extra beefy 5 layer burrito was meant to be. #ScienceMaybe

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@ayeshacurry You're better off than most people, stop crying about not having enough icing on your cake, you still get to eat it #Metaphors

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If you want black friends just tell them you watched Dragonball everything else will come naturally #ThatsHowItWorkedForMe

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This whole PC thing is getting kind of crazy, people are so worried about being offended for someone else.

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@rachaelxss I don't eat gorillas... I could try it, though...

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@4middleschool My fucking life

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@bethany_tullos Maybe...

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@bethany_tullos Why would I lie about something as great as this!

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@RowdyHaack Replacements doesn't get enough love #ChicksDigScars #IWillSurvive

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@RowdyHaack Make a graph with this data

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Playing Crash Bandicoot on Uncharted 4 brought me a feel I wasn't ready to feel #MuhNostalgia #RollingBoulderStillFuckingGetsMe

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@Schmidt__Head @TaylorWaaaa Dammit Hunter!!! #FoiledAgain #MeddlingKids

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@TaylorWaaaa Only think I'm sick of is your complaining #Damn #GoodAtComebacks

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I just found out about the Hamburger Helper mixtape and I'm so happy I'm alive when things like this can happen #Stroganoff #ItsARealThing

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@thelollcano You'd be a rowdy boy get your shit straight #WontStandForIt #IWouldSitThough

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@AlexisTx17 Dank ass film #TheFifthOfSeptember #DidYouGetIt