Mark Bruce

I say stuff, sometimes it’s funny sometimes not, sometimes it’s thought provoking, sometimes not….. most often nobody reads it anyway.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@russellcrowe I’ve never heard it called that before.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@thisisanfield Why do we only ever stop at “last 30 years”? How come it’s not “twice in 5 years” or “20 times in our history”?

Seems like a nice convenient place to throw a dig at the club.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@rickygervais

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@BigBoyler I thought it was cake

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@petercrouch Not because of the shot, abbey thinks he is at work!

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@EdKrassen I really hope the NHS is off the table!

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@piersmorgan I fully expect this to be used as the reason why arsenal do not win the league. Never mind the 12 point gap.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@rickygervais Leo “so you’re adopting Kevin hart?”

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@rickygervais Or scratching her tongue

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@rioferdy5 United fans have asked for consistency all season, now you have it and you are unhappy.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@FootballFactly Without injuries he would be compared to tiger woods, McElroy and Nicklaus

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@elonmusk I hate green beans

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@SlightQualified @MattWallace888 They’ve been shooting loads.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@rustyrockets I stopped at “in the beginning god created the heaven and the earth”

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@TimothyDSnyder @johncusack Blessed be the fruit baby - Hitchcock, Brooklyn 99

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @kirawontmiss

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@JohnCleese A bunch of cunts

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

Must say I am looking forward to seeing what #presidentmusk will do with over the next 4 years.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@Carra23 do you think you could look at how many times this season salah has hit an underweight pass for his teammate who would have a clear goal scoring chance.

[Mark Bruce @BruceMarkBruce]

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD That’s a hell of a step down