Bruce Parsons

I am still not sold on Twitter. I am trying to figure out what the big deal is. I'll give it another month.

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@ChrchCurmudgeon Better choice than they actually made.

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@CameronMaybin @CaraDe1013 @_BigSteve89 You had a point???

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@MLBONFOX Philadelphia has offered him a modest contract extension that includes oatmeal and prunes

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@Magpie67Norm @JordonWillard I remember before I went to seminary, one person advised me to avoid the temptation: "Starting out studying about the God you love, ending up loving the study of God." It was a continual struggle, but those words kept me on track.

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@michaelschwab13 @mikefassetta It would have helped if you had included that up front, instead of burying it beneath the fold.

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@DanClarkSports It's hard to engage with a team full of multimillionaires who bat .220 with 5 home runs, or sport a 3-8 record with a 5.75 ERA.

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@CorniaKen @DanClarkSports Well, just wait. MLB is trying to make it look more like an arcade game every year, and they are only a couple of seasons away from installing a "tee" in front of the batter's box.

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@HarperNation85 @DanClarkSports That is so funny! Tell us another one!

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@CarlyCruz93 @DanClarkSports ¿Quién te dijo que yo no fuera bilingue? Vivía 11 años en centroamerica y sudamerica. Yo sé hablar, escuchar, y leer Español. La diferencia entre tú y yo es que yo se escribir en ambos, y no uso grocerías.

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@john_self1 @StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer Funny how "everybody hates Altuve," but if he did hit the market, about 20 teams would be slugging it out, trying to outbid each other to sign him.

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@StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer Houston had their worst year in 7 years; Texas had their best. Houston won the pennant and came within 1 win of another series; Texas came in 2nd and won the ALCS by 1 game. I think the Dynasty is still okay.

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@Coheedthrice184 @10thInningTay I know many people who said they were rooting for whichever Texas team won the AL championship series. Welcome to the real world.

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@CarlyCruz93 @DanClarkSports Lern 2 spel and use grammer.

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@MLBMetrics Se la vi.

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@astros_dude @Dbacks No you don't. What a clueless statement. I've been an Astros fan since 1967. Rooting for Rangers. Speak for yourself. I can't stand it when people do this.

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@NickScurfield No we won't. Fan since 1967, and I'm rooting for Rangers. Live with it.

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@ChrchCurmudgeon Someone will make you change the gender and color.

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@larryinstafford Great, but you won't have enough money to extend Altuve, Bregman, Kyle Tucker, Yordan Alvarez, or anyone else when the time comes. We have seen that two all-time greats do not make a winner (Angels). How do you plan to do it with one?

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@CarlyCruz93 @CalebAP12 @DanClarkSports No, it has not. Sorry.

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@CarlyCruz93 @DanClarkSports *Would HAVE lost.