Bruce Qualters

Entrepreneur; Friend of Science and Cracking Wise Ties throughout these Lies.

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@HaFsA_2050 Women were not funny in 1971 they took that year off as I recall. @askwomen #askwomen #justplayingladies #DontMurderMeInMySleepPlease Pretty Please!

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@Urs__01 No one know because even the mothers are not sure Sir. Nice try cant fool a foolery or shame a donkey.
@ofctimallen
can confirm this

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@misssidras There Are still 8 Eggs sir. 2 of them are simply being processed through your bowels. Cant fool a fooler or shame @chrisrock Try again! #sucka

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@alishaknnq Madam If everyone is getting this wrong you should probably change social circles!!

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@oelma__ Sweet Baby Rays Dynamic Thunder from downunder!

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@Esme_xb there's nothing to the left who has to wait to go to the cafeteria?

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@Urs__01

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@autumnsdad1 Clearly it is @Sethrogen Never forget a face right @Sethrogen where my #20dollars ? Quit #hiding #payup @terra_money & @thatssoterra You just gonna stand there and let this @Sethrogen Man try to clown me!! #saddleup

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@Macy__0 If you'd put your boobs away maybe people could remember how to count.

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@GIFs_22 The bong on the television definitively couldn't of been there in 1950. Everyone knows the bong was #offically invented in 1953 by the #famous scientist @tim_cook Good job @cookieewashere !!

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@richiebatyr @Anamta_ali_ Funny Guy!

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@otokyo__ TacoS!!!!!! it's true look it up!!

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@ShireenArtist No there is a hard Rule in society Women are whatever age they say they are. Just like @djkhaled is a philosopher for the ages. No different that @AristoX @TimmySouth or the legend of them all @maddow !!

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@oelma__ open the drain.

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@Habiba_2210_ Apa - that is the word for Water in Romania :)

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@onorma_

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@_brownie0_ "I truly want to understand what you're feeling"

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@finkd @facebook @Meta @BSPH_CHS @SECGov @MyAccountantUK @tim_cook

INVOICE OF DAMAGES

TO: Mark Zuckerberg
Meta Platforms, Inc. (Formerly Facebook)
Menlo Park, CA

FROM: The Timeline Command Center

DATE: September 29, 2026

RE: Full Repayment for Unauthorized Life Theft (The FarmVille Incident)

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DESCRIPTION OF LOSSES TOTAL CHARGES
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1. FORCED DIGITAL AGRICULTURAL LABOR
- Continuous, unpaid harvesting of virtual strawberries,
tomatoes, and pumpkins under extreme psychological duress.
- Total Duration: 2 Full Years (17,520 Hours)
- Agreed Arbitrary Timeline Rate: $0.02 / Hour....... $350.40

2. EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT & FUEL EXPENSES
- Virtual tractor fuel surcharges and unexpected
withered crop insurance deductibles.................. $0.00

3. PUNITIVE DAMAGE
- Emotional toll of clicking "Help your neighbor"
for 730 consecutive calendar days................... $0.00

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TOTAL AMOUNT DUE: $350.40
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TERMS: Net Immediate.

Payment must be made promptly. Personal check or exact digital change
is acceptable. Do not attempt to settle this debt in digital tractors,
unripe pumpkins, or Facebook Stars.

Governing Law: The price of yogurt remains flat in Greece, and this
invoice shall be enforced with the full tactical backing of the
Wu-Tang Clan.

EXPECTING FULL REPAYMENT PROMPTLY.

#PayUp #RunMeMyMoney

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The woman in the photo is not wearing a bra and we all know that every woman on the #earth wore a Brazier in 1958. Nice try @mrluckypromo you aren't so #Luckywin 'inng now. Me and @charliesheen Know about Winning!!! You sir have learned a valuable lesson here. You cannot fool a fooler. And the price of yoghurt is always flat in Greece!!!

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@oelma__ looks like a Buzz! to me like the Aldrin not the silly thing people get into.