Bruce Wheelies

Parody Account. Master cat burglar turned long-haul trucker. I sync my heist runs to "Swinging on a Star" (5:32 sharp). MAGA Beware.
#smokefleet

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

No. It'd have a better Government, barely, but the chickenshit, lazy and MAGA rats would still outnumber the decent folk by a wide margin.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

What do you think would we be in a better place today if she were elected?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Off to dinner kids. Be good.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Something she's wearing is hurting her pretty bad.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Becky from marketing after her third vodka soda at the company happy hour

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

@imustbeinvisibl @theliamnissan His lips are moving again. I mean he's lying.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

What is wrong with you?

[Nia🇺🇸 @HazelLiaqa4848]

"The Greatest President of all Time"

Do you agree that he'll go down as the Greatest President in history?

A) YES B)NO

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Never

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Be honest. Would you consider this fat?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Why are there numbers?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Not to me baby.

[Huma @Huma3310]

Is my age an problem?
I’m 66 born in 1973

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

You want a cab or an Uber.

[Millie @Milliehtu6]

What the first thing would you say 😂

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Dizzy. All day baby.

[AvP Odyssey (☥𝐃𝐁) @AvPOdysseyDB]

There are two types of people in this world.

Dizzy or Carmen

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

You don't buy you own drinks.

[Laurita @laurakrisss1]

What comes to mind when you look at me?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

@RossyPrime Waste

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

@saniyafatma1278 Rock on sister.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Nope.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

You'll never know.

[Colin Spencer @ColinSpenc4257]

I DID, DID YOU.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Sloppy joes.

[Sofia @Sofia50020Sofia]

Alright what would You make?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

It's a mix really, about 25 percent registeres dumbasses, 30% apathetic assh*les, and a bunch of impotents.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Gay. He's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Irina 🇺🇸 @Irina_exh]

he is..?

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

@CoyoteKeynes Odds are in your favor.

[Bruce Wheelies @BruceWheelie]

Average politician.