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@scottiebeeen guess that means i have not changed 😂 i am still a fish murderer

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@scottiebeeen i hope you are a fan of apple cinnamon and french toast, and if you arent. hopefully this beautiful plate of them can convince you to start being a fan

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@scottiebeeen well does eating sushi count as fish murder?

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@scottiebeeen now have i ever gone snorkeling, no 😂 but i did learn from that experience and that's the important part

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@scottiebeeen i think because i cried a bunch and felt terrible they cut me some slack, my dad even explained to me that fish needed specific water to swim in. and said if i ever wanted to swim with them i would go snorkeling

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@scottiebeeen adorable, see i on the other hand had a pet fish that i killed in the bathtub because i thought it could swim with me

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@scottiebeeen crazy that i didnt even think of that, like our parents having pets before having their kid. awww that probably means that cat loved you as a baby as well

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@scottiebeeen does that mean your introduction pet was a cat since you had one when you were younger?

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@scottiebeeen i do have a daily routine of taking them on either morning runs or night runs, night runs would be if I ended up staying up too late. what about pet fish? i feel like that was in everyone's house at some point

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@scottiebeeen so i actually have 3 different breeds, a shiba inu which is the oldest of the 3, a husky, and corgi the husky was a gift from a friend who got a dog and couldnt keep a dog in their apartment. but i love them all so bad

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@scottiebeeen actually that's really nice for the cats though, because they are like bathroom trained on their own right? i only know a little bit abt cats since im a dog owner 🤭

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@scottiebeeen you're right about that, oh i know they say pets can paint an image of how a person operates back home, so do you have any pets?

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@scottiebeeen what if what you think is annoying isnt annoying to me though?

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@scottiebeeen damn do you think so? i wouldnt classify you as annoying at all, me however, i might be in that category 😛

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@scottiebeeen honestly i would be in denial too if my taste buds sucked 😂 also totally noticed i ended up just invading and never leaving the makeup room

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@scottiebeeen they swear strawberry is the best fruit pop tart and it's just so overrated and not that good 🙂‍↔️

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@scottiebeeen okay so we would basically dabble in the same hours of eating any sort of breakfast 🤭 finally another blueberry pop tart appreciator, seriously its soooooo underrated!

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@scottiebeeen why would i wish the winds to do that to meeeee! 🤣 im kidding im kidding honestly i would skip breakfast all together, so i would have sleep for breakfast ehich at least you got in something! but what's your favorite pop tart flavor?

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@scottiebeeen i wont judge you i promise, cross my heart even, may the fiji winds sweep me up if i judge you 😂

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@scottiebeeen oh yeah? what was the go to back home? i will toss it in my rotation to make you 😁

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@scottiebeeen you would eat the same french toast everyday?! i could at least switch up the fruits that i pair with it yk 🤭 but also it was my pleasure to make them for you