Cliff Safari

Professional extraordinaire, posting on the internet with verve and vigor 💀 🌹⚡️🌲👽🌲

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

I hate when they ask what my greatest weakness is during a job interview because how am I supposed to tell them it’s a trancefusion jam-band comprised of 4 dads who I’ve seen 145 times called the @disco_biscuits

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

“When he goes ‘MUSTARD’ I just love that”

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Turned my mom onto Kendrick and she’s like “I like the one where he tells me to turn the TV off…I just love his rhythm and his voice” 😂😂😂

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Imagine having the balls to name your band “The Band” and being absolutely fucking legendary at that

[Elise Joshi @EliseJoshi]

Why they want to ban TikTok

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Kendrick Lamar really may be the best to ever do it.

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Last nights show was so gas. Surrounded by people I love watching the band I love have the best time, I said to myself that’s why I’ve been coming back all these years. There’s just nothing else like it.

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

After 8 months of no biscuits, this weekend was 🔥

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Freddy Mercury really went in the booth and said “no time for losers cause we are the champions” and made the biggest sports song of all time

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Life has been so good lately

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Two for one deal: ask someone if they’ve broken their nose before and if they say no, you’ll both feel really bad 🙃

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

My mom just told me she heard the @disco_biscuits on the radio the other day 🌲👽🌲

[chairs ･｡ﾟ☆ *.☽ MET JADE @maetlyn_]

*simone doing her vault with an insane height*
german commentator: "usually only snoop dogg is this high"

[Billy @_billyreid]

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake*

Me: "Pathetic"

[Jake Cornell @JakeWCornell]

These towels will endure situations you cannot fathom

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

@Marc_Brownstein We’ll love to see it

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

new favorite thing a man has ever said to me in an argument just dropped

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Corporations on July 1st

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out

[Frank Fusco @Vinyl_Spectrum]

"you gotta be right next to me for it look real. right next to me."

@ITYSL @ITYSL_memes #ITYSL #drivingcrooner

[Cliff Safari @Bruce_Chillest]

Someone asked me how I was and it autocorrect from “I’m pretty good” to “I’m pretty goofy,”

And honestly I’m gonna keep it.