Valsleaze

[Odoreida @odoreida]

11 years old tomorrow. pretty sure he still doesn’t realise that the outside he sees through the windows is the same outside he goes to through the door & that’s ok

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

Brother I need to poop. Them geese gotta fly

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@olives_777 How’s Colorado looking as far as climate?

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@s4m31p4n This is insane. They must have a gun pointed at your head

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

https://t.co/T6EoBRZjq3

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@s4m31p4n Gay

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@Jungle_CS This looks like your breakfast if it left your body

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@DaniGGerman The thing is, howling is undeniable

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

temperatures changed too quick and i cant adapt im sitting here sweating in several layers or clothes but i cant do anything about it i cant move quick enough, this is probably where evolution cuts me out of existence

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

catching flack for using a beach towel as a bathroom towel , yeah its such a terrible thing that i have to dry myself off with a towel that has a picture of a smiling sun on it that puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

I got bit by the gas bug 🫩💨

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@Rory_Johnston Nice

[Thomas White @len0killer]

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

[Valsleaze @Brucebuffet]

@kalepotatowater Based on the things that I've seen from your account. Far from it!

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

“Who rescued who”? I ask the ladybug who I’m transporting from my bathroom to my front step with a wistful smile

[cav empty @cavempty_]

as a boy i was trained in sword fighting but once i reached adolescence i took an interest in archery and now in adulthood i am mystified by the arcane and pore over spellbooks into the night. my indecisive nature has left me as only a tourist and a master of nothing

[jery sings republic of R & R @shaviswintorp]

Who allowed them to do this bruh

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The military will step in against the president. The military hates war.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Two things can be true: two things can be true and only one thing can be true