Matt Bruchas

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[Matt Bruchas @BruchasM]

@90sWWE 98’ King of The Ring. ⚱️ ⚰️

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@CodyPucks Why cracker bomb when you can chilito bomb? 🫡

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@CodyPucks Skyline Chilito…cram in couple oysters each bite.

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@mikegolicjr @jessica_smetana Its flavor was once described to me as taking a shot of pine-sol with cigarette ash. Pefectly describes Malort

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@BarstoolBigCat What a timeout from Brosmer to get that going.

[Brendan @verypiratey]

Instead of asking Notre Dame to join a conference, ask why your program isn't independent as well. Independence to all and to all a good night.

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@PeteSampson_ Choose hard.

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@greg2126 Is negative 3 yards rushing bad for a “playoff caliber” team?

[Re2pect Sports ☘️ @Re2pectsport]

Fernando Mendoza does NOT deserve to win the Heisman Trophy. Indiana fans are DELUSIONAL

Here are the stats from the last 5 Quarterbacks to win the Heisman:

Jayden Daniels: 4,946 yards & 50 TDs
Caleb Williams: 4,914 yards & 52 TDs
Bryce Young: 4,872 yards & 47 TDs
Joe Burrow: 6,039 yards & 65 TDs
Kyler Murray: 5,362 yards & 54 TDs
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Fernando Mendoza: 2,857 yards & 35 TDs

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The REAL Heisman Trophy winner should be JEREMIYAH LOVE 🫶🏽 4 🏆

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Interesting watching a player with a soft concussion helmet shell run around without their mouthguard in…

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@PeteSampson_ That’s 385 push-ups tonight, also absurd.

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ESPN asked me why I cancelled my ESPN Unlimited subscription after just two weeks. I selected Other and put “You know why”.

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[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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@TXTrendyChick You forgot term limits. Otherwise I’m in.

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@PeteSampson_ Sampson kept the receipt. 🤣