Calamity Bert

Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Knives. Reuben Connoisseur. Views may not be my own, but they definitely aren’t my employers.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

Making the Marine Corps Band do a live version of “Kernkraft 400” is diabolical. #UFCFreedom250

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

The orchestra pit is a nice touch. #UFCFreedom250

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

Bittersweet as it gets.

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Karl-Anthony Towns: NBA champion.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

The improvement cannot be overstated.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

Crispness you can’t even fathom.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

Lawn? Mowed.
Smoker? Rolling.
Corona? Cold, Salted, Limed.
To all the hosses out there? #Gobbless

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

I am tired of being in the tangle of Minnesota sports.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

I am tired of basketball. These Wolves.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

Complete ass pull, horse shoe up the chute game. Ant is him.

[𝓭 ꨄ︎ ⁴³ ₈₆ @quinnifer43]

i’m gonna be sick why have i never noticed this before

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

I was thinking to myself right before the playoffs, not sure this iteration of the Wolves had the chutzpah of the last few years.

I am happily mistaken- huge nuts, borderline comically large.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Wolves attacked the paint against the worst rim protector in the playoffs last series and are attacking it against the league’s best rim protector tonight. Didn’t switch up shit. Wemby set the playoff record for blocks tonight and MIN is still unwavered. I respect it immensely.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

And brother, we don’t get many of ‘em.

[parker hageman @HagemanParker]

good minnesota sports day ™️

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

“…and an extra special fuck you to Norm Green, while we turn our attention to the Target Center”

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

@AlexMicheletti @Blueeyedbull56 >Ask a dude with the last name Micheletti if it’s his first week watching hockey

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

“Unspoken rules”

Fuck those rules, you don’t sprint down the court in front of the opponents bench over 2 points in a meaningless game when you got EXPOSED.

Defend better.

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

https://t.co/FDxoAGKXkB

AYO

#Howl

[Calamity Bert @BruelsRuels]

If you didn’t know any better, you’d almost think the Twin Cities were cursed because they built Minneapolis and St. Paul on top of a Dakota Holy Site or something.

(87 and 91 were a fluke, possibly satanically influenced)