MelonDoggo

Billions of years ago, a monkey had a dream. That is us right now. We are all just in a prehistoric monkey's dream.

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In an ideal world, I'm a toad wearing a fedora who is a noir detecive

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@SpongeBob OH MY GOD THANK YOU I ALMOST FORGOT TO SRT MY ALARM

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Breaking News: The Queen didn't clutch up in the gulag and with the price of living going up, she ain't getting the buy back anytime soon

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Remember that one episode of Young Sheldon where Young Sheldon Cooper is playing COD:Modern Warfare and he starts the match by getting a cross-map-'nade and then goes into vc and says "Bazinga my ni-". Pretty based, I thought. Based Sheldon, kinda fell off though after that

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When I go to sleep, my eyes roll backwards and my brain has a projector that plays a movie for them

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Fuckin encrusted Testicle my boy. You look like a Double-DippedChocalateChipCleftLipCharcoalSlimJimWithAGargamenosaMrCacaHunchbackNoFuckinFeet907StomachsStepdadBEATYouWithAWiffleBallBatYouCurledUpIntoABallLikeAnAutisticBakugonYouLiveInASophisticatedMudHutYourWashingMachineIsABuck

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Flying snakes weird wood people amalgamations of slime that look like people's faces

What the fuck

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Descriptive Text: A motion GIF of a HUGE penis, like I'm talking giniminesaurus cock, like this weiner is HYYOOOOJ and this beastly member is sailing through a narrow rocky mountain river surrounded by a lush firest. The text on the GIF reads “Me and your mother.”

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Bro really said "wait remember when we went shopping" and she fucking revivified

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I fuckin ashploded

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@FabsPigeon Stop ghosting people dweeb

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Wazzup Beijing

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@RickettsMandala Wdym!! If you aint blowin' raspberries, you aint living

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Mfers be like 'he' s 4!!' My brother in Christ, I am 18 and I still act like that

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For this month, I will refrain from having intercourse with anyones mother

Where is your dad?

[Cool Shirtz 🌈 @coolshirtz]

june 1st? it's morbin time...

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Minecraft mfers be like

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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a horror retelling of "the famous legend of Winnie the Poo." 💉🍯

This, of course, is not being done by Disney – Winnie entered the public domain in January of 2022.

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Skinned a dog and used it's bones to make a bucket hat

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Bro said "Turkish The Shining"