Bruiser

Free-range drake seeks company preferably winged preferably female

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

@Benjoeman_ @woodcrowe imma let yall finish

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Survived the oven for another year #kingbruiser #reignsupreme #longlive http://t.co/hpmALFuHrW

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Thank you @Joshuajmoffatt for my new profile pic stop butchering my friends xo

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

and why nobody turned up to my birthday party

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Forgot to tell you all I turned 4 last week which must explain why I have received no gifts

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

@Benjoeman_ just believe in yourself - that's the place to start. Hey! It's a wonderful kind of day!

[joe @broseph__]

Patch making his return to Instagram 🐶 w/ cameo appearances from Cookie and @bruisertheduck http://t.co/SjetLGHu3u

[Hugh M. Hefner @hughhefner]

Mama and baby ducks in the back yard at the Playboy Mansion

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Not allowed out to play in the rain

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Surveying my workers on the land

[joe @broseph__]

#bonding #mates #birdsofafeather

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Today I got a new paddling pool 💦

[joe @broseph__]

Fun in the sun with @BruiserTheDuck

[joe @broseph__]

Bruiser is three years old! #birthday #allgrownup #tbt #thenandnow #duck http://t.co/gbJcUXmcF6

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

#welcomehomelaurs

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Celebrated my 3rd birthday today with my friends @broseph__ @woodcrowe @laurenn_anne @itsLauraMary and @taaraaa_

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

@Fostiee that's me

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Got a new woman

[Bruiser @BruiserTheDuck]

Relationship status: widower.

[chris @woodcrowe]

Working 6-12 tonight and starting again at 11 tomorrow, love my life.