The club is delighted to announce that our professional for the season is due to land on Thursday!
Kadeem Alleyne is a professional Barbadian cricketer who plays as a right-handed batting all-rounder and is known for his explosive power-hitting. 1/2
🚨 PROFESSIONAL REQUIRED
Due to cancellations we are now looking for a professional for this Saturday vs Burnley.
Please message directly or contact club captain Adam Bracewell on 07852338734
@lancs_league@GtrMcrCricket
🏏 SPONSOR OPPORTUNITY
As the new season draws ever closer, we are once again offering local businesses the chance to sponsor a player for only £100!
You will receive:
📲 Regular social media exposure
🔊 Dedicated business feature
🎟️ Season long benefits
@qatarairways you have cancelled my flight from Sydney to Manchester today. I have been offered alternative dates, but you are making me pay extra for this? Surely, if you have cancelled the flight, rebooking for an alternative date should be free of charge?
England is so fucked there are now convicted terrorists running in local elections.
This one is Shahid Butt, who spent 5yrs in prison for plotting to blow up the British consulate, an Anglican church and a Swiss-owned hotel.
Allahu akbar!🇬🇧
Britain is filthy. Rubbish is everywhere. Drive anywhere, all you see is litter filling the sides of motorways. It's the same in parks. Any green space is just bursting with cans, crisp packets, bits of plastic. It is disgusting.
Clearly, people need to take responsibility and clean up their own filth. But we all know that isn't going to happen.
The solution?
If a healthy individual on benefits has refused work over and over, make them work. Litter picking, five days a week. Don't like it? No benefits.
Cut them off from their universal credit if they refuse.
It really is that simple. Provide a reasonable time period to find a job in the field they choose, but that cannot go on forever.
Can Britain afford to have millions of healthy Brits sitting on their arse all day doing sod all?
Obviously not. I say let's get them cleaning up Britain.
If you can contribute, you must contribute.
To those MPs planning to spend the next few months banging on about Venezuela, I have some advice.
Go to your nearest town and LOOK AROUND.
Our country is in deep shit. Britain needs its MPs to be focusing on OUR problems, not those in South America.
OBVIOUSLY.
I read these vast numbers of foreign nationals occupying British social housing with real anger.
It's just not our problem.
If they can't support themselves financially? They should go home, or be sent home.
Those houses are for British families, not foreigners.
🧤 Are you a wicket keeper?
🔝 Fancy playing premier league cricket?
4️⃣ Do you want coaching from our level 4 coach?
🔎 We are looking for a talented wicketkeeper to join our exciting first team in our first season back in the premier league
@lancs_league@TheCricketPad
The most extraordinary debate in Parliament following my whistleblower investigation on the Home Office misleading MPs about the vast number of missing illegal migrants/foreign criminals.
Clearly, our terrifying leaked figures are correct.
This is a national security emergency.
🎅 Who fancies an early Christmas present?
🏏 We are delighted to announce the signing of George Van Heerden as our pro for 2026.
🤝 Thank you to Rob at @WSXcricket for making this happen
👇 More below
https://t.co/Cwl1mNz1wK
🚨 1st TEAM WICKET KEEPER REQUIRED
🧤 Join our ever-improving squad of talented players, as we push for success in our first season back in the Premier League!
🤝 A great chance to work with Mark Aspin, our level 4 coach
📲 DM or contact captain Adam Bracewell: 07852 338734
🚨COMPETITION TIME🚨
🤞The winner will receive 2 tickets! Which includes a free Stein and an authentic German Bratwurst for you and your guest!
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SUNS OUT RUNS OUT😎
This Friday will see us take on Colne in our final home T20 game of 2025 and it's set to be a scorcher!
Come down and support the boys, with plenty going on including Music, Bar and Tea room.
SUMMER RAFFLE ☀️
🏆 £2,000 WORTH OF PRIZES
🎟️ £10 a ticket
✍️ Drawn 6th June, after our T20 clash with Accrington
If you wish to buy a ticket, please get in touch or visit the club.