Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.
Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!
My Cat:
Why does the thought of being social make me so anxious? I'm just trying to have fun, not move the foundations of the earth.
C'mon body! It's a children's card game for Pete's sake!
The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!
Whose choice?
Texas women no longer have a choice to make their most personal decision. This is wrong! Texans need to fight back and vote for Democrats this November and vote against TxGOP. Vote them out!
#WhoseChoice#MAGAtheGood#WomensRights#TxLege
I’m running for Ohio State House to replace the guy who cosponsored the bill to require invasive genital exams for my 10 y/o to play volleyball.
Can you retweet and follow to help us get to 2500 followers and flip this seat?
"You should see my library," the old crone croaked, "I have a fairly large bookcase."
"Really? How big is it?" Barris asked.
"It's several stories tall," she whispered hoarsely.
me two years ago: no one can know I wrote cringey fanfiction. I’m a professional now
me today: EVERYONE READ THIS ARTICLE WHERE I TALK ABOUT MY MARVEL FANFICTION
🕯️Moment of silence for 33 y.o. Dr. Li Wenliang, Ophthalmologist at Wuhan Central Hospital in China. On February 7, 2020 he died from COVID after warning the world of a mysterious pneumonia in late December 2019. #SoulsLostToCovid
Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 30 list and came away really impressed.
He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30:
1. 4:30 AM wakeup
2. Cold showers
3. Gratitude journal
4. Meditate
5. Dad owns tech company