Michael Bruno

Tweetin and Yeetin since ‘95

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

You say you’re living, but when’s the last time you took a pinch of shredded cheddar cheese out of the bag and ate it over the sink?

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

Me living my life when any girl even looks my way

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Couple just passionately kissed on the sidewalk in front of me

[4 Train Savages @FourSavages]

Happy Subway Series Weekend 🚇

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They had no clue these lines would define a whole era of music

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

Why do I find this amazing

[Merica 🦋💞 @Merica197138]

Baby Joe Rogan and baby Theo Von talk about energy drinks! 😂😂😂

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Me whenever the clock strikes 2am

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

Instead of bullpen players running to the infield scuffle, they should each just turn towards each other and fight bullpen to bullpen in the outfield. Winners proceed to the infield scuffle. Tell me I’m wrong

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Us watching tonight's game:

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

I love when fast food joints show you the calorie count, like you know why the fuckkkkkk I’m here

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

I can’t walk through a fragrance section of a store and not think about SpongeBob and Patrick powering through it

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

“are you stupid?”

me:

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

Checking for mail and seeing an empty mailbox is worse than being left on read. Like damn, my phone is quiet AND my physical messages? Tough

[Michael Bruno @BrunGuy695]

If you’re not watching @ScottHanson on the Olympic Gold Zone, what’re you doing..

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Red Sox fans: “YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!”

Yankees fans:

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy Memorial Day Weekend everybody. Gotta be smiling, gotta be dancing, gotta be shaking that ass

DJAIS IN MY CAR

B-E-L-M-A-R

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