Brunette Betch

If you love a brunette, raise your glass! If not, raise your standards.

[Brunette Betch @BrunetteBetch]

TGIFFS (Thank God It’s Finally Football Season) 🏈

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Kappa Sig will be donating $0.25 for every RT and $0.10 for every like this tweet gets towards #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts in Houston.

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Keep your friends close, keep your wine closer.

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When you already know the answer, but keep asking questions to see if they'll lie to you.

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What I see every time I'm added to a lularoe page 😂

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Current mood:

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If you don't appreciate margaritas, then I don't appreciate you.

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Motivation level: -7.6

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What did we do before dry shampoo?

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Me: I need to start eating healthier

Also me:

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When you pull an all nighter studying for an exam, and the professor moves it to the next week.

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When the coffee takes forever to brew.

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Another day, another fight over a parking spot 🙄

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Me ignoring all of the homework I have

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I need coffee and chicken minis. STAT.

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Sassy to psycho in 2.5

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Dubya is my spirit animal.

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I need a drink the size of Texas.

[Brunette Betch @BrunetteBetch]

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