Brunette Riot

the worst crime is faking it.

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

When you casually refer to yourself as a "mom" even though you only have a dog, not an actual human child.😏

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@BlondeRiot @BlondieRambles put it on my tab!

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Throwing clothes into a bag so they don't come out wrinkled is a lost art.

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When people cut me off when I'm driving I make it personal #roadrage ✋😡😡😡

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

#wedding : (n) a social event celebrating the union of 2 people in love & all the uninvited opinions of people who are not those 2 people 😒

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I am so unmotivated it's unreal. Continuing to work after giving your two weeks is insane. 😑

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@BlondeRiot I am a free woman! 💃💃💃

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Nothing like a 20 minute panic attack to start the weekend off right! 😑

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

got one eye on the world and one on you

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Had to take my nose ring out for work today and now I can't find it to out it back in 😫😫😫😫

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Things might be looking up 👌😊 #crossyourfingers

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@BlondeRiot 😍😍😍

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As much as I hate it when people wear sunglasses inside I wish it was socially acceptable to wear them at work today #dontlookinmyeyes 👀👀👀

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Don't do me any favors. I don't need the charity.

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Is it weird if I just put my head down in the breakroom? Ugh. Today.

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

I just don't understand how they see 😳

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I get anxious when other cars don't use their windshield wipers as much as I do 🙈🙈🙈☔️☔️☔️

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

I love it when I get home from work and realize I have to be back in less than 12 hours #woof 🙈🙈🙈

[Brunette Riot @BrunetteRiot]

Whoever designed the highway system in Chicago did a really poor job

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Die apt neighbors who complained about my dog. He's a dog. Dogs bark. 🐶 hope you enjoy all the unnecessarily loud noises coming your way!! 👊