Bruno

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

@TudorChick1501 Wow, one tweet about the royal family and everyone is ready to chop your head off. 😏

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Things I wasn’t expecting to see today: someone smoking crack. Thanks @SFBART!

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

@tommy__valenti What’s it been like being an orphan since you tweeted this?

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Can someone get the Dallas Cowboys a copy of @stevemagness’s book, Peak Performance? Maybe just the chapter titled “Develop Your Purpose”? Thx!

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

@MilesplitCA Olivia*** Williams

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

Move. Often easy. Occasionally with ferocious intensity.

Get out and move. Most should be easy to moderate so you can keep coming back day after day. Some should be moderate/hard. And very occasionally you should "go see god" to remind yourself what going to the well is like.

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Remember when we thought we could all cancel cable and switch to streaming services because we thought it’d be cheaper? I’m so glad that worked out for us.

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

At least with new carbon fiber plate shoes, 4% is already taken care off 😉

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

The Marginal gains concept has created a world where people focus on the last 1% while ignoring the first 99%.

Get the basics down first!

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

via @NYTimes ⁦Has anyone seen ⁦@hankgreen⁩ lately? https://t.co/NWdPr2Cixm

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

via @NYTimes You know the USPS is in bad shape when they can’t deliver absentee ballots from beyond the grave on time. https://t.co/eqdu3pk0c9

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Is this the same number to call to report @Strava running KOMs that are actually bike activities? Asking for a friend.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

#STOPtheSTEAL

Tell us what you are seeing.

Report a case: https://t.co/HHioyh1DC6

Call: [phone]

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

@megynkelly TIL "you gotta be kidding me" is the only necessary retort to win an argument.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to cognitive

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we gave meat to the herbivores. just to sort of see if they were lying

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Number of deaths reported at Jurassic Park may be inaccurate due to increasingly dead reporters

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I’m a Californian. Because of my race, my family was sent from LA to an internment camp in Arkansas.

Don’t whitewash our state or our history. We are of many diverse races, all of which deserve to be seen.

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Lady runs in the rain, waits for other runner to finish peeing before continuing to run.

[Running Things Considered @RTCPod]

describe your favorite track race as boring as possible

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

Looking at these scores like...

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

The 2020 AP US History scores: 5: 13%; 4: 19.2%; 3: 26.6%; 2: 20.4%; 1: 21%

[Bruno @BrunoMorlan]

70% of all students passed, that means 70% of my students should have passed. ...Right? ...Right? Right.

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

The 2020 AP Comparative Government and Politics scores: 5: 24.3%; 4: 27.3%; 3: 18.4%; 2: 17.3%; 1: 12.7%.