Hoerner Markhausen

Sports. Sports Betting. Pro Wrestling. Cubs. Bears. Blackhawks. Bulls. Notre Dame. Fiancé of the Guz.

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

@CA_Dem Shut up fascist.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

USA, USA, USA! Let’s smoke Paraguay tonight and start off with three points.

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

Sometimes it just means more. Let’s go USA we need you.

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
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[DataFut @DataFutebol]

Mexicanos dançando e cantando GANGNAM STYLE com os coreanos no México após a vitória da Coreia do Sul na Copa do Mundo.

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[camol @camolNFT]

USA vs ENGLAND ON JULY 4TH IN THE WORLD CUP 🇺🇸🦅

What better way to celebrate our 250th birthday than kicking England’s ass AGAIN???

Here’s how it happens:

- USA wins Group D
- England finishes second in Group L
- Both teams win their Round of 32 match

The best part is the game would be in Philadelphia, where the Declaration of Independence was originally signed.

This is destiny.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Was sad. Now mad.

[Paul Heyman @HeymanHustle]

I think it's time we all recognize the NBA has a great creative team and writers. Wow. What a story! Texas heels rout hometown heroes in the 1st half at the World's Most Famous Arena (@TheGarden ), only for the babyfaces to perform the greatest comeback EVER! My compliments!

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

@Cappin_Commie @stoolpresidente Lmao. Says the communist.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

@MattWi77iams I’m not even allowed to bet on Illinois schools in the state of Illinois and I’m just a random dude with no affiliation to shit.

[Cody Delmendo @cody__cubs]

Every millennial Bulls fan in their 30s was quoting every Stacey King catch phrase during the Rose era. Most of us barely remember the Jordan era so a lot of our Bulls fandom lies with that time period. RIP to a legend who helped make being a Bulls fan fun during some of my favorite years.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One of the most legendary calls of all time

Rest in Peace, Stacey King

[K.F.B Updates @KFB_Updates]

On this day 3 years ago, Kyle Busch won his final NASCAR Cup Series race

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

@CFCBears No shot

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

This 82-0 game is addicting but no way they did me this dirty

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/kxa6n2pI69 #NBA #82and0

[Hoerner Markhausen @BrunoOjer]

@PlayGeoSports I think your app is broken. I got a real shit score for landing right on top of Berlin Germany. Depressing.