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I'm the kind of person who thinks it would be funny to serve asparagus at a keg party.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

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[John @BrunoStAujus]

Tonight’s anthem singer’s metronome be like. #canes #letsgocanes https://t.co/nMlHzu3CZl

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@Heyitskarla #WakandaForever

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@maxasteele @trwatsoniv It’s the GI Joe doll you get from https://t.co/PpSLwr7WDj

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@trwatsoniv The Streisand effect? You mean like when you try to ban the guy legally tracking you plane and then #N628TS starts trending?

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Why does #N628TS keep popping up. Is this something is should be keeping track of?

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Can @etsy Twitter do better than their email bot? Identify all the hats in the picture.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Call me a Marxist.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Any non-earthlings around to translate this for me? #kings #LetsGoCanes

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@Canes @GreatClips #8 Burns.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@InternetHippo Depends on whether they are standing upwind of you or downwind.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@tdfrancois @SusansSoapbox @mmpadellan What part of mostly do you have trouble comprehending? Just like friends, one token black person does not give a free pass to white people.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Happy #wolfenoot to all the dog lovers out there! I couldn’t find a moon cake so I went with a @MoonPie instead. #woof

[John @BrunoStAujus]

I am determined to not forget to celebrate #wolfenoot this year.

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[John @BrunoStAujus]

Credit for using inaugural and not first annual.

[Michelle McMahon @Meesh_McMahon]

Stars fans, don’t forget to get your tickets for this incredible event!!

[John @BrunoStAujus]

.@Heyitskarla put this on the calendar.

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Here's how you can stream #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory for FREE on November 4.

[John @BrunoStAujus]

Food for thought. Where does “participation” begin and end in purely business transactions? Does the standard for bartenders and drink drivers apply? To be fair I never heard of someone buying cake and then going to marry up a school so not the best example.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

Here's a good question:

[John @BrunoStAujus]

I just backed Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme on @Kickstarter https://t.co/yldLpxgWcu

[John @BrunoStAujus]

@Epiphora Is there a betting pool for how long until someone asks what the one next to the FUCK is supposed to be?