Bruno Saurus

MA in English. Hobbyist Filmmaker and paid administrator. Lives near Leek. Port Vale fan and cardiac arrest survivor. The two are unrelated, however.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@SkyNews Tory snowflakes…

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

It’s always “good feeling” when it’s a high number. I do hope they go home thinking that “huh, maybe feelings don’t actually change what’s in a f***ing box after all. #DealOrNoDeal

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

This is like watching Pointless - you don’t have to start sentences with ‘So’. #DealOrNoDeal

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@DesertSauce For saying 14 grand doesn’t get you a car? Yes.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@susanp_80 @DBanksy Disagree. I put blueberries and raspberries on mine, delicious.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

She made it look like she was going to deal early on, and that she was going to cry, but how brave slash stupid! #DealOrNoDeal

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

“I’ll really try.” How?? How do you ‘try’ to open your box on such a way as to ensure it’s blue?? #DealOrNoDeal

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@centregoals @espn Doesn’t want to be seen supporting an LGBT cause, but scrawls that he loves a bloke?
Bit gay, isn’t it?

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@nufc1892pj @stevensizer2 @FBAwayDays If we call ourselves animal lovers we shouldn’t eat meat at all.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@curtiswoodhous8 Doctored footage and everyone believes it.
Clown world.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

I just submitted "Culture Wars PLC" to @OnVousMentFe via https://t.co/8nT4b2cZsB! -

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@BoozerArab Imagine this guy going for the job interview, being the best candidate for the role, but the bosses at BBC saying “ooh, sorry, we can’t give you the job. If we do some trolls on Twitter will cry.”

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@TrumanShowLive Best thing to do is avoid meat altogether. Also, meat is carcinogenic enough on its own.

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

Nigel Farage has barely bothered to vote in Parliament.

It’s not just the smoking ban. Of 48 votes this Parliament, he’s skipped 32 – including some of the most important ones.

The highlights:

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@LinesLarry9442 @RandomGadgie @PolitlcsUK @guardian Right. So if the Torieshad brought it in you still would have opposed it. Sure 🤔

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@LinesLarry9442 @RandomGadgie @PolitlcsUK @guardian They clearly would have “signed on the dotted line” had they won the election.

[Bruno Saurus @BrunosaurusP]

@Simo21537664 The best thing to do with nonsense telly is to watch it, search for the hashtag and then tweet about it 👍

[Edward Walker @edward_w97]

Monday.

[Art Crunchy @ArtCrunchy]

Remember that old dude who wanted to house the homeless and look after everybody? Told you how the system was rigged and Austerity was a political choice? He was a good bloke...Then the media and Starmer's lot assassinated him with antisemitism smears on Netanyahu's orders.

[Dave Nellist @davenellist]

The sooner we build a new party rooted in the organisations and communities of the working class, the sooner we can challenge Tory ideas like this!
#LabourIsntLabourAnymore
https://t.co/pPuNEpS8hY