Brunzwick

7th generation Texian. Rabid Dallas Stars fan and season ticket holder. Dad. InfoSec Engineer/Sys Admin. Shooter.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

🎶"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice"🎶

The late, great Billy Joe Shaver said that. We should all strive to live by his words.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@WasMasked @AwesomeNewsom It's missing the leaky diaper.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

I share a birthday with @tmorello. Happy birthday brother!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Did he shit his pants?

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@YouGotHimNow @adamscochran

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@atrupar We don't want to double your taxes moron. We want to seize your wealth and property and leave you with $10,000,000.00 and a trophy that says "I won capitalism". Your wealth and property will be used to feed and clothe the homeless, but medicine for those who can't afford it, etc.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“WE NEED TO LET THEM DO INSIDER TRADING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.”

Congress makes $174k.
Median income is about $63k.
Minimum wage is $7.25.

If your “public servant” needs Wall Street crime to survive, that’s not a government, that’s a cartel.

Welcome to neo-feudalism. You’re the peasant, they’re the aristocracy.

[Teemu 🇫🇮 @LassStats]

Marcus Foligno (#mnwild) has now injured, purposely or not:

• Cale Makar #GoAvsGo
• Thomas Harley #TexasHockey
• Mikko Rantanen
• Adam Lowry #GoJetsGo
• Ending the career of Jaokob Voracek #CBJ

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

King Charles gave him a bell.
The primary British slang related to "bell" is bellend (or bell-end), a vulgar insult used to describe a stupid, annoying, or contemptible person, referencing the head of a penis. It is similar to calling someone a "dickhead".

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@letoiledunord97 @RussoHockey @9modano Norm thinks you're a whiny bitch.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@KM_TCF at the Granada! Been trying to see them for a while.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@Chewbakka42049 @DucksKeys

[Wyatt Flores @WyattFlores10]

There’s an old song that says you’re always 17 in your hometown…

[Robert Tiffin @RobertTiffin]

Real leadership in every organization comes down to this: do you help put away chairs?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today:

“Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.”

The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate:

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible.

James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion.

The First Amendment’s opening words:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

They put it first.

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

This is how you teach an animal like Gudas. Kick his ass on the opening faceoff of every game he plays in until he retires.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

DOMI AND GUDAS DROP THEM AT THE OPENING FACEOFF! 🍿🥊

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

Somewhere in Edmonton, Connor McDavid and the rest of the @EdmontonOilers are collectively shitting themselves.
#TexasHockey

[Texas Stars @TexasStars]

everyone say hi to Dylan Hryckowian!!! 👋

[Brunzwick @Brunzwick2]

@victoryplustv Stop trying to make @frank_seravalli happen. It's not going to happen.