Knockers

Not much

[david c. porter (read NTTN) @toomuchistrue]

drinking is cool because you'll be hanging out and having fun and then you'll Remember

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is hard, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: i think if i had a few beers with the grim reaper i could convince him not to kill me

[He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr]

He does this every Friday.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

TURN IT OFF!!!

[J @yikingtons]

I need to be back in a relationship. I miss so much about it. Date nights. Fighting after date nights. Grocery shopping together. Fighting while grocery shopping together. Having someone to do my oil change. Getting laid on Tuesdays

[Netflix @netflix]

wanna hang with them so bad

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

A bath has everything: warmth, nudity, sitting down

[paige @BonerWizard]

this is how your email finds me

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

that's actually a pretty big dick for a Bass Pro Shop customer

[🕯️👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🕯️ @1carolinagirl]

Young Frankenstein (1974)💀🎬

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

Hauntingly beautiful, like a song you remembers hearing in a dream, where you’re alone in an empty church, crouched in a pew, and it’s sad and it’s dark, but it’s also safe

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Yall better tip that man 😆😆😆

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

#Futurama

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

It’s hilarious it took conservatives until 2024 to figure out that the band Green Day doesn’t like them lmao

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Inside me are two wolves