Bry

God, Family & Country

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Sometimes I imagine Hunter Biden in his crack era terrorising his father like Bam Margera terrorises Phil in Jackass

[۟ @fentanyl]

I need 6 certis

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

my fav part of viva la bam is when they would add subtitles to vito and it still made no sense

[Crusader Fren @NoticerCat18155]

Being a man in your early 30's means an inexcusable amount of piss just lands in your boxers after taking a leak

[slothy @slothy_420]

i followed her private to see pussy why this bitch just tweet about killing herself

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[𝙇 𝙞 𝙯 ✧.* @Reyloryn]

Male bird seducing female bird

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

this, and never seeing a pierced septum again

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me hosting a visitor at my spot

[Robin @ComfyCa]

Smoking weed while not being into the culture sucks because they hand me some strain called “unicorn rainbow cum” and I just have to say “sounds good” and pay for it

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[Josen @josenworldv2]

Just seen a grown ass man driving a jeep and he had like 19 ducks on his dashboard that’s bad work not gon hold you

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

No way I'm marrying a girl with tattoo in between her boobs

[wanye @xwanyex]

People watching Superbad in the future will be like, “there are three kids named Mohammed in my class, I don’t get it”

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

"Alcohol has no health benefits."

Shut up, nerd. We know.
That's not why we drink.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.