Bry Matty

God, Family & Country 🇺🇸

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

It’s actually nuts how unpleasant it is being out and about from like 2pm-6pm. Just pure chaos

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i hope every nigga that used to flip their eyelids in school is behind bars

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

I’d rather be canceled by society than rejected by Christ.

[ひ @yungnstackin]

if i press 1 for english, why the fuck is Aladdin on the phone

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

The weed we have today would have killed a 1930s trumpet player

[fresh @fauxfresh]

greatest time to be a lil nigga browsing the net

[gutter16 @sickgir1]

they playing chief keef in the car for me like it cocomelon

[grace MOVING @agneswickchives]

if i was a lord’s bastard son i would usurp the fuck out of my father’s trueborn children ngl

[magnolia iv @nedstcnnis]

this happened to my buddy stannis

[: @_dxllz7]

Me genuinely enjoying my lil boring life cause at least nobody hurting me or using me

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl"

What your ancestors did on a random Tuesday:

[arson @desi0re]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days”

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

The blunt waiting on me at the house has lingerie on. I’m coming baby

[evening @eveningxbt]

my grandma told me "keep $20 in your wallet so if you see a pretty girl you can buy her flowers". grandma these bitches want coke 😭😭

[Hoops @Hoopss]

German armor from the 16th century

[Jye @__jylene]

The way protein is being promoted in our foods so much now is actually concerning

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater