not a gamer

Hello stranger, my name is Bryan. I say dumb things, I post dumb things, I am dumb things. Free consultations, just message. He/Him

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[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

The funniest rap lyric in history is at the beginning of Guilty Conscience when Dr. Dre is rapping and the guy just says, "who are you?"

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

Anyways, deleting Twitter now and gaining freedom.
If the website ever becomes good again, I hope someone texts me.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

Posters are like, you need to know what these people are saying. I truly don't need to know that Andy Ngyo or Ian Miles Chimp is spewing hate. You know what you do to people who talk shit? you punch them in the mouth and see if it continues. If so,

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

I think I've gotten to the point where I'm just not going to use social media anymore. I honestly can't deal with ad after ad, propaganda, and anger inducing stuff. I don't see any updates about people I follow. It's just blue check responses on tweets, no matter who I block.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

It's just like, what's the point any more? Can't go on Facebook because the iq level doesn't exist. IG is just ads and shopping now. Even Tumblr has full page scroll ads. I just hate that all the evil people spewing hate get so much attention.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

*Super Smash Brothers Character Selection Voice* JESUS OF NAZARETH

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Mentally I still feel like I'm in my twenties but physically I feel like I’ve been dead for years.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

I don't mean to offend anyone from Colorado, but they had absolute zero drip.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

The cutest thing about my wife is the different media we consume. She has no idea what the At-At is or what's going on here. I will never force her to watch star wars, but it will always be funny when she doesn't get my jokes.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

Me: doggy?
My wife:

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

*rewatching Héroes*
Me: there was an eclipse on Monday. Wonder who got their powers.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

@BostonPatrolmen Hey there, rabid biter here. You need to put the officer down before he spreads the disease, there is no cure, sorry.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

@TCNick3 Too lazy to look up a photo, but captain falcon with the blood hawk vest is the only outfit that he should be wearing.

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

@MyLordBebo Dude, pick up a dictionary and figure out what "post" means. When you're done with that, look up apocalypse. After you've done that, put them together and look in a mirror so you can see how stupid you look when you figure it out.

[BELK @BELKonX]

This popped up on my Instagram feed and somebody in the comments said “This nigga is a sniper’s dream”

Lmfbsnakskdksksoddodoooooooo

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

@PopCrave Rihanna so real, sometimes I want to go out comfy to dinner, but

[Cabana Boy 🌴 @Alkibiades_]

Also remember when Norwegian adventurer Thor Heyerdahl solved the 200 year unsolved "mystery" of the moai statues on the Easter Islands by literally interviewing a random local Rapa Nui native who explained the oral tradition to him of how they "walked" them

[not a gamer @Bryainiac]

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U I wish they would go be like Jesús and never ever be logged on.