Patrick Bryan

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🚨 𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 🚨

RETWEET to enter to win an authentic MLB baseball signed by Nick Castellanos! Must enter before 4 p.m. ET today. Winner selected randomly. Rules ➡️ https://t.co/fu2PjFzAOM

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

We need to hook up the guys who bring acoustic guitars to parties with the women who send out "Adopt this dog!!!" emails.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" -JFK

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@ZBonvillian happy birthday!

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@LindsayHutch @shay0185 picking.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

You're afraid to die, you're afraid to live... What a way to exist.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Quick question. If someone accidentally ate a very large chocolate scented candle, what advice would you give me? I mean them.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@LindsayHutch ohhh just a little musical snag I put together for y'all this morning.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

FACT: Every single one of our aunts has been fingered to Fleetwood Mac.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@birbigs you should run for president.

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@andyroddick replacement accountant

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@rickygervais Expose

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@JayABruce National League Player of the Week!!! Nice job Jay!! Go Reds!!

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@tompapa This is your day!

[Patrick Bryan @Bryan2007Bryan]

@bencranegolf good luck.