Faccia Brutto

🎸. I believe in honor, justice, & loyalty…but also ghosts, witchcraft, and melting faces w/ brutal riffs.

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

My new vibe for 2025: Goth Teddy Swims

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

@PucK_N_SParKLeS 4.5 in NYC/LI; 6 anywhere north of the Whitestone Bridge

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

There are very few people as funny as @dansoder. This isn’t debated by anyone. There’s a reason everyone you know thinks he’s one of the best! Watch his brand new special for free right here!!! https://t.co/7X8YWPjjjQ

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

👋🏻

[Reverb @reverb]

show of hands if a cheap casio changed your life ✋

https://t.co/zQIpVV4OI5

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

@DanSoder @yannispappas It’s cool. I know it’s in good hands. 🙏🏼

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

Enter to win an S by Solar ! https://t.co/Kqzkv8L26u? https://t.co/UVMnJqOYqi

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

@joncoopertweets @CalltoActivism Revenge

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

I have a confession…

[Simple Town @Simple__Town]

a 6 ft. tall boyfriend doesn’t exis—

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

@luisjgomez Luis, You somehow look both ten years younger than when I met you at age 26. Without knowing you inspired me to take better care of myself and I hope whenever I see you again you better fucking remember who was there laughing when you’re best joke was the fucking bald/visor bit

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

@luisjgomez That guitar strap is pretty sweet 🤘🏻

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

2300 LEFT FOR @OfficialCropper TO GET TO 10K. WHERE MY MEMPHIS SOUL PPL AT? WHERE MY BOOKER T & THE MG’S PEOPLE AT?! WHERE MY STAX PPL AT ON TWIX?!! WHERE MY JAKE & ELWOOD PPL AT?! WE SHOULD HAVE THIS HANDLED BY TONIGHT.
COME ON
LETS GO!

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

That dog is a kkk9.

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

This m’fker really is just a bunch of raccoons in a skin suit

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

What do you notice in this video of Ron DeSantis?

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

Lmao… he’s the guy who screwed that up for us in the first place.

[Congressman Nick LaLota @RepLaLota]

Rather than cast my ballot for a Speaker-Candidate who doesn’t have the votes and hasn’t demonstrated support for SALT for my constituents nor a plan to keep our government open while advancing the Commitment to America, I will cast my first ballot for Speaker for @leemzeldin

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

Couldn’t be happier for a more deserving guy. 👏🏻👏🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Beyond a dream come true. Thank you!!!! #snl @nbcsnl @foofighters

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

This cat was a serial killer. I dare you to try and change my mind.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2005, a six-month-old kitten named Oscar was adopted by a nursing home in the US to be raised as a therapy cat. However, the workers noticed something peculiar about him.

While Oscar usually preferred to be alone, he occasionally crawled into a resident's bed and snuggled beside them.

The eerie thing about this is that the resident that Oscar would cuddle with would usually die within hours.

Initially, the staff didn't think much of it, but after this happened 20 times, they started to believe that Oscar knew when someone was close to passing away, and so when they noticed the cat next to a resident, they would call their loved ones to warn them.

Researchers speculate that Oscar could smell biochemicals released by dying cells and so chose to comfort lonely residents.

On one occasion, the staff was convinced that a resident was about to pass away, but Oscar refused to sit with them. Instead, he chose another resident who looked healthier, and that person passed away first.

Oscar died in 2022, and over the course of his life he accurately predicted over 100 deaths.

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

I’m surprised at the NHL with this decision. Especially when the hardest part of ice skating is telling your parents that you’re gay.

[Brian Burke @Burkie2020]

This decision has stripped clubs of a powerful community outreach tool and removed meaningful support for Special Initiatives, all to protect a select few who do not want to answer any questions about their choices. I hope the NHL reconsiders in order to remain a leader in DEI.

[Sean M. O'Brien @TeamsterSOB]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Faccia Brutto @BryanAdamLaz]

Hmm. 🤔 tell me more…

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jr: If you vote for Democrats, you are voting to send your conservative uncle to the reeducation camps