Bryan Haut

So I shriek at spiders sometimes.

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@AriannaHaut LABETT!

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Helping Steph’s iron levels

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You absolutely love to see it

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@dreamwisp I’m very tickled by the difference between your (terrifying and I hate it!) profile picture and this one (not terrifying don’t hate it).

Glad you’re happy, friend.

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@DebAmlen @thegridkid It dates you…

…but not very well

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@ScottMoore0 @soulkhan Pardon me!

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@ScottMoore0 @soulkhan Oh shoot this person beat me to it

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@soulkhan Much better idea. AND they have to cycle through a miniature loop-de-loop every day.

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@ElyKreimendahl Whenever Hasidic teens ask me if I’m Jewish, y’know for lulev and etrog purposes, I enthusiastically reply « ya! Are you? » which first gets a look of confusion and then a gale of laughter.

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@SjoeW @EricNewcomer is that part of your vows? "I promise to always be your twitter mutual"

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@KennethWReid Ugh somehow out of town news being closed hit me as really sad

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@gummoe First, you’re always welcome to jam with us

Second, I’d suggest strolling into Battalion Studios in gowanus (a practice space for amateur bands) and looking at the bulletin board, which often has notes about bands looking for new members.

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@SjoeW

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Mr. and Ms. Fall are back at it again!

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When you think about it, Big Bird is a human-meat dumpling

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@xor I live in north park slope so take this with a grain of salt, but I live in constant fear that a goldendoodle will lick my hand extra hard, or a child will make a funny face at me from a stroller, or, oh no, a coop escort will tell me about too many npr shows!

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@TomHanffMD Solid word play

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@rexparker Hudson, NY

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In a store designed for @rexparker