Bryan Dittmer

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@SophieCunngig Happy birthday!

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@NPR This aged like fine milk.

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@travelingflying Your terms are acceptable.

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@aassibarreto Good boy!

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@realMaalouf Is this a living example of a Neanderthal?

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@harukaawake Is this Akira IRL?

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@IvankaNews_ Why hasn't he already?

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@realdogeusa IRS

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@RickyDoggin Sometimes the trash takes itself out.

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@elonmusk Is that Doctor Evil?

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@RBReich Aren't you the tyrant who want Elon Musk arrested for standing up for the 1st Amendment?

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@redlettermedia @cartoonnetwork @SmilingFriends @TiVo @StreamOnMax Is that what HBO MAX has become? And I thought I was retarded.

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@JayBauman1 I dunno, I recognized Mike's voice instantly. I thought the other alien was you, Jay. Of course, I could be retarded.

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@OleBeeM @CitizenFreePres @maggiejuang1 She looks like she wants to tell you that you've got a bad case of the Mondays.

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@JustStop_Oil Just stop Just Stop Oil, jail these wankers!

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@DonGeronimoShow Good fucking riddance!

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@JeremyClarkson Loved the second season! I'm so happy that you spared Pepper the Cow and made her your pet. You really made that little girl's life right there. Keep it up, Jeremy! Farm on.

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@GlassJoeJP Ever since I first saw this pic on a meme, I thought it was you JP.

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@elonmusk In the words of the second man on the moon, "Get your ass to Mars!"

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@inXile Hope you're drinking Abita with it!