Bryan Finster

Passionate advocate for helping developers and their end-users live better lives through CD.
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@Milajoy Delusional nonsense.

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@lady_valor_07 Less fraud. Less child rape. Less wars based on ego and fear of looking stupid.

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@ImMeme0 Obama didn’t create or retweet those. It’s hilarious that you cannot tell the difference. MAGAts are your brain.

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@SonofManwithus I wasn’t aware that threading to annihilate a civilization was a Christian message. I guess that explains a lot about radical Christians.

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@lady_valor_07 ROTFL

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@BasedMikeLee Stop being a lying POS. Were tire of alternative facts. 🙄

[DevOps Guru @devopsguru67]

My laminated quick-reference card lists every engineer's individual defect rate and lines of code. Accountability isn't some fuzzy concept; it's a DATA point on my desk. https://t.co/BXOw1WVint

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@tottinge @normandeveloper Seriously, I have review agents. 🤷
For things that can be reviewed by tools, use tools to give the coding agents feedback. For things that can’t, build agents that can and use them to give coding agents feedback. Then build agents to orchestrate, give a goal, drink coffee.

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@martinfowler Yes!!! I’ve seen all sort of async ARBs using “ADRs” to “come to a decision.” Just makes me weep.

[DevOps Guru @devopsguru67]

My build engineering team takes 6-8 weeks to provision a new environment, following a 200-step manual checklist signed off by three directors. Some call it 'lead time,' I call it a GUARANTEE of consistency. You can't rush... https://t.co/BXOw1WVint

[DevOps Guru @devopsguru67]

My QA team consistently hits 3.7 defects per thousand lines of code. Been that way for eight quarters. That's not just stability; it's a testament to a PERFECTLY refined process. You'll understand when your metrics are this predictable.

[DevOps Guru @devopsguru67]

Just joined this platform. My Convoy Commander suggested I "build a personal brand." I told him I already have one... It's called a 47-page deployment checklist and a laminated quick-reference card.

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@tottinge Right?

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@KristenWaggoner The MAGA brain rot is real. Imagine if you used all of that outrage for REAL issues. 🙄

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@BasedMikeLee There are no human rights. There are only norms we agree to that make the overall society better. Healthcare access is a net benefit.

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@DerrickEvans4WV “You weren’t murdered, you were just shot and you died! It’s fake news that you were murdered!”

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@MAGAVoice MAGA Youth.
He’s out of uniform though. He needs one of these.

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@MikeUntitled @marklucovsky @RealJamesWoods FOIA your country records, genious.

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@tattooedhodler @marklucovsky @RealJamesWoods Is your house disconnect from all services? I’ll bet you’re a secret socialist who expects the police to show up if you call them without you paying them when they get there. Commie.