Bryan Musil

Started at the bottom and still there!
The softest working person in Hollywood. Link is the Zelda person.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

I remember when there were no podcasts, and all we could do was sit around with our backs to the television.

[Ian Morrison 🇨🇦 @IanDMorrison]

First of all, it would be the 51st through 63rd states. Secondly, You would be adding 40 million comparatively leftist voters, 52 leftist representatives, and 26 leftist senators—and nobody like Trump would ever get elected again. Lastly, you can fuck right off.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Philadelphian conspiracy theorist: "9/11 was an inside jawn."

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Remember when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and yelled "Keep Matt Rife's name out your mouth!" That was wild.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

😂😂😂

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

2015: LOCK HER UP
2016: LOCK HER UP
2017: LOCK HER UP
2018: LOCK HER UP
2019: LOCK HER UP
2020: LOCK HER UP
2021: LOCK HER UP
2022- : How dare they arrest their political opponents!

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Providing a skip option for the #Succession intro is an assault on the arts.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

It doesn't matter how you spell it Captain, we are ALL saying "Beef fart". #1970s

[la coyota @dovethedivine]

lmaoooo that lady who posted the costco receipt got exposed, it was HER receipt and her ebt, she posted the meat cooked on all her socials then when she got called out she deleted her twitter 😂😂

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Watching this documentary about a species of elephants in South Africa that are about to be extinct because they don't have enough money and that makes sense to me.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Steph Curry is short for SteperartionH Curry.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Comedy is now legal on #twitter (This is parrot-y).

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Napoleon Bonaparte? I'm here to Napoleon Bonthewholedamnthing.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

@puterbaughs @Dputerbaugh would love to have you do a set for a new stand up/variety show at the Pack Theater, Nov 5 at 7p. Any interest?

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Soccer is collective athletic edging.

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

We just voted to combat neo nazis in our military and every single republican voted no.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

Old timey clowns were stupid because they were like "What should we shoot out of this fake flower?" And they decided water, when the obvious answer is flour. #fixingoldbits

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

ZZ Top? I'm an AA Bottom. #🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

I think Sid Vicious playing a cello could be funny, I don't know.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

If you think about it in a really weird way, chickens are egg plants.

[Bryan Musil @BryanGDMusil]

"I don't want to be replaced" is a weird position for people that have no interest in progress. You will be, you stupid fucking fax machine. Try to be better.