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Chaotic neutral Wellingtonian semi-permanent carbon sink who remembers the smell of real books and is fond of mountainbikes, swords, games, and punching nazis👊

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Friendly reminder: black NFL players have been protesting white supremacy, not the National Anthem.

Also: friendly reminder that our military serves in defense of the Constitution, not the National Anthem.

Also: Donald Trump doesn't know the words to the National Anthem.

[fuimaono-sapolu @Eliota_Sapolu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg! Crook depended on Polynesian navigator Tupaia to show him where to go. Crooks crew wrote how they raped Polynesian girls no older than 9 years old because Polynesian girls are "sooner ripe". Go fucking read you ignorant fuckwit. Fuck Cook.

[Russell Brown @publicaddress]

Never not striving for a dumber take than the week before.

[Julie Fairey @juliefairey]

I really don't know much about Australian politics, but here's my hot take. The difference between Scott Morrison and Peter Dutton is sort of like cat shit versus dog shit. Cat shit is marginally better mainly because there's usually less of it. Is that about right?

[Behrouz Boochani @BehrouzBoochani]

Four PMs changed since we were sent to Manus and Nauru in 2013. Nothing’s changed for us, we are still are here. Its time to close your bloody camps and let us free. None of us wants to go to your country, you’ve given us more pain than one could even imagine. Just let us go.

[Nishhza Thiruselvam @NishhzaT]

I got asked by my boss when I worked at Oxfam “Nishhza, as our token brown person, do you think NZ is racist?” I cried at my desk when she went home tbh. I never publicly name this organisation when I tell this story bt idgaf anymore let the white saviour industrial complex burn.

[Foxy Cubist Artist @FoxyLustyGrover]

Malcolm Turnbull: "I am a shit leader."

Simon Bridges: "Hold my beer."
#NZPol

[The Spinoff @TheSpinoffTV]

Time to "embarrass" regional councils, says environment minister
https://t.co/6dJzxjRx6E

[Name cannot /b. blank 💀 @BryanGascoigne]

@ColeyTangerina https://t.co/TQ2QkuvQoL

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

AFAB: Assigned female at birth
AMAB: Assigned male at birth
ACAB: All cops are bastards
AHAB: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink a-

[Name cannot /b. blank 💀 @BryanGascoigne]

Tyler Durden is the leaker.

[Watershitdown @watershitdown]

Simon Bridges be like that Blackadder ep where Edmond challenges his brother's right to be King and has their mother's love letters to prove it, only to find out he is the bastard who then quickly burns the letters in faux disgust.

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

I take no delight in seeing the steady collapse of a U.S. Presidency, but I do take strong comfort in knowing that the rule of law & our great government institutions are prevailing. Things ultimately will get better, and we will heal as a Nation.

[Mari-homeless. Still Indigenous. @wordglass]

retweet this far and wide. This is the horrors nonNatives never see.

[Name cannot /b. blank 💀 @BryanGascoigne]

Soimon Bridges is certainly getting a lot of airtime from his 'Soimon Bridges knows nothing about anything' story..

[Michael Field @MichaelFieldNZ]

New Zealand flies in emergency administrator to Canberra with Winston Peters steering country back to democracy around 2022. President Jacinda Ardern says NZ can not risk failed state next door destabilising South Pacific

[NZ Transport Agency - Auckland & Northland @nztaaklnth]

SH1 NORTHERN MWY, SOUTHBOUND - 7:45AM
Please allow a little extra time citybound on the Northern Mwy this morning with minor delays due to ducks crossing near Tristram Ave. NZ Police are now escorting all to safety. ^TP #becauseitsfriday #nocrashescaused

[Rod Emmerson @rodemmerson]

Our Noisy Neighbours - cartoon in today’s @nzherald @barrysoper comment here: https://t.co/OpLbXT76L3 #auspol #Dutton #Turnbull #nzpol

[Name cannot /b. blank 💀 @BryanGascoigne]

@BR3NDA Erk. Name and shame! :p