Bryan Kemei

Chelsea die hard/ movie addict/meme_enthusiast. Love Rugby

[Bryan Kemei @BryanKemei1]

Disappear. Improve. Return. Shock everyone.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Hawa anti counterfeit wanajua Kuna sukari ya mumias imejaa Kenya and mumias sugar company is not milling sugar ama tunyamaze tu.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

World Cup hainanga attachment issues, country yako ikitolewa unaenda kwa ingine very fast.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[mkisii🇰🇪 @Mkisi2_]

The most successful criminal of all time.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Is this movie worth watching ?

It's about Sniping snipers snipering sniping snipers who snipe snipers snipering snipers.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Master the art of silence, even when there’s a lot to be said.

[27. @dimvji]

takes insane discipline to actually go ghost and get your life right

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

His monologues were so good that fans enjoyed his conversations more than the action scenes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right. You will lose friends you will lose lovers you will lose comfort but if in losing them you find yourself you have gained more than kings.

[Ben @TheKimilu]

“niko poa labda wewe”

[Haroni @Aaron_Ronn_]

Cashier: Kama huna pesa rudisha mkate kwa shelf.
Me: Tulia kidogo nani alikuambia sina pesa

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Mejja said "tunangoja election tumtoe siaka" but since kila mtu alikuwa anafocus na matiti hio part iliwapita

[Bryan Kemei @BryanKemei1]

@chefsevenn @MiTunes23 Hii ni burnt offering 🤭

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

Pot covers when you try to steal meat at night

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

When you break into a house to rob it and you find them watching a replay of Magalhaes’ penalty

[masha @masha_slp]

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for.???

[𝐆_𝐦𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Ittsalex7]

Your girlfriend can block you and delete your number and still expect you to contact her. Their madness only makes sense to them.

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"uskii world cup ya 2010 Kuna player wa Japan alikua anaitwa Nahara Nikinawa"