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[Martín Montón @martnmontn]

Tu eres tan Àngel Guimerà correspondència amb les línies 1 i 2.

Jo soc tan Àngel Guimerà correspondència amb les línies 3, 5 i 9.

No som el mateix.

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

@quironsalud por qué llevo 1 hora intentando agendar una cita y se me cuelga la llamada cada vez? Además, no puedo realizarlo online porque la opción no me sale. Qué hago?

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

@barlapicaeta @milanmmora @PabloMihajlovic

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[✨ @minitadelmate]

"No puedo gastar más en este mes"
-Jueves 8 de Agosto.

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

@Inforenfe buenas tardes. En el Renfe 5171 de VLC a Madrid Charmartin, por qué estamos parados en la vía por Villarrubia De Santiago?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[no me llamo vicenta @kansaita_]

"pedimos chino???"

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

I want to play kickball

[FIFA Women's World Cup @FIFAWWC]

SPAIN ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! 🇪🇸

#BeyondGreatness | #FIFAWWC

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

I’ve never heard of blue Monday before and I keep seeing ads for it here

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

I recently learned you can spell “jail” like “gaol” and it’s technically 100% correct and a real word and even commonly used in Australia and in some British laws

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

@JackieMantell The trick is to buy everything on Saturday (food, drink, anything extra) and then use it on Sunday. Then you’re technically not spending anything on Sunday

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

En plan 🥺

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

I just had the PERFECT chip to burrito bowl ratio from chipotle

Me quedo flipando

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

I wish I could explain to my dog that I’m gonna be gone for exactly 5 hours for work, and that when I come back we can hang out all day together. But alas, she continues panicking about me leaving

[druglord ford @cristofurr_]

I am overdue for a margarita

[bryanator @BryanLineweaver]

Thank goodness I remembered to do my Duolingo streak before the plane took off 😅