Bryan Myers

Journalist | Photographer

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Oh hey, it's @StephenKing's #SpotifyWrapped !

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣 #LoveisBlind4

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

The Last of Us show tries to change what the game told us about Joel: https://t.co/7vEJ5JcLBJ

[Kate Rozansky @KateHavard]

Just found out husband has been getting toddler to listen to Tom Waits by telling him it's the Cookie Monster

[Asif Hossain @asifintoronto]

The reason this corporation is asking you to use your reward points is because they have to keep 70% cash in the bank against your points. For instance, if you have a a million points ($1,000 worth of points), they have to keep $700 in the bank, money they'd much rather be using.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

I spent less time listening to my favourite podcast than I did listening to Do The Propellor. I'm furious RN.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

This was going to be my most interesting Spotify year after innumerable hours on the road, tons of new bands, new podcasts, and yet:

[Kaitlin Thorne @Kaitlinthorne]

These costumes are getting real niche.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

I meant Snickers

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

This is a great time for James Corden to do a Twix commercial.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

This is only a year or so before Black Eyed Peas wrote the song that became Let's Get It Started.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

The year is 2001. Executives making Osmosis Jones decide to hire Kid Rock (as Kidney Rock) to sing a song for their kids movie and apparently had no notes for this WILD lyric holy shit

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Who else could tell this story?

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

This is the Brave New World to Fahrenheit 451's 1984.

[Simcoe.com @SimcoeNews]

'People were just throwing books on the floor': Book exchange benefiting Barrie Food Bank goes awry
https://t.co/uyN4N80Fc6

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Can't wait to see my favourite hard rock and metal band: Bright Eyes.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Kids these days:
My son won't stop yelling about 'bussy' --
he's 19 months old and he means 'schoolbus'.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

I made a reservation at the wrong location of a restaurant -- show up and am told no available tables -- quickly book new table at right location and get seated immediately.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Imagine putting a picture of your own face into the collection plate every week.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

"I'm thinking of getting metal legs... it's a risky operation but I think it's worth it." - Travis Barker.

[Bryan Myers @BryanMyers87]

Walked into Staples and All The Small Things is playing. Feels bad, man.

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.