Bryan Braun

I’m a Big fan of the long ball little brother to big league phenom Ryan

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Can’t tell who’s taken more back shots mike bloombag or Bernie the innocent by standers fuckin dipshits make me sick

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Xfl? More like Canadian penal league sound like a bunch of poop pushers to me I’d prolly be hitting .450 in that dumbass League #XFL2020

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Want ur ass fucked like a pepperoni hot pocket? Pitch me gas low inside I’ll take ya for a ride down bernies slide like im dogging ur mom during the 10pm news #majorleague #doggystyle #milf #wisconsinboy

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Big fan of what my bro and his team are doing if they make the World Series I’m buying Yeli cocaine and prostitutes

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Will Uber eats deliver cocaine from the streets?

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

I’m back from another small stint on the west coast dealing with overpaid dipshits seen Adam Gase coming in when I was checking out beer time boyyyyy

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

If my Bro drives the yard tonight I’m buying tonight at Kelly Bleachers and knock Manny Machado on his ass post game fuck him #NLCS

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

In the Mil tonight gonna get shook

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

@414BClay It's that MKE weed bro

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Getting fuckin lifted at the 40 winks on Bluemound road before the game got 2 queen beds and one phone fuck Kevin Gates #Inktober #Kavanaugh #BetterCallSaul

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

@NDonaldBeaman sup poodle dick how's the Lonestar state fucking ya?
I've contracted more STDs in West Texas than I have in Milwaukee!

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

You motherfuckers ready to blow the Lid off Miller today? I'll be in the stand snorting lines off some whores ass every time broski gets an RBI.
#NLDSGame2 #Brewers #Brewtober #beerbongsandbentleys

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

@Aquachalls @NissanUSA Fuck that blurple fuck

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Fuckin crew is back on track not heroin track either sit down Demi Lovato #DemiLovatoIsOverParty #ThisIsMyCrew

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Bryce Harper didn’t cheat the cubs are just a bunch of fetal snatches fuck you pricks and suck my dick #HomeRunDerby2018

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Josh Hader is my dude if you still hating on him fuck your face with a bowl of gravy you cunts #ExportLight #WednesdayWisdom #CanChamp #Accidentalrascist

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

@JesseVonRuden Why’s that?

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

I’m a triply nigga fuck these lungs fuck this liver #HelsinkiSummit #Haderade

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Free Hader #Accidentalrascist

[Bryan Braun @BryanOnJuice]

Serena Williams is gonna get that ass beat worse by drake after she rinses that ass off #Wimbledon