Bryan Pilkingtun

I am no ordinary man, I am Dangerous Bryan

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Boy excluded from World Book Day for 'Fifty Shades of Grey' costume http://t.co/Q4ow0rRLrv

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3 different dates today. Bri has bossed another Valentine's Day

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I know you want me

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Yo bitches

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I've had 4 extreme dumps today

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Yo bitches

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Had a poo that stubborn it made my insides cum out

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Got a hard on watchin embarrassing fat body's

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Big tits r wasted on ugly women

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When you have a shit and wipe up then realise you have a bit left do u suck it back up or do if all again?

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I've got such an itchhy arsehole

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Anyone know were I can buy a tarantula in Eccles?

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@AsaElliott I'm gobna come over and see you

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Wonder wat sex with a midget is like

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I wanna pop it

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There is a marble stickin out of my ass

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I carnt stop farting

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I've got such an itchy arse ring

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I didn't have a poo all day yesterday need to clear some room

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And it's near wales and Wales is wank to