Bryan Canton

I think we should all be nice and kind to each other

[Bryan Canton @BryanSCanton]

@hotsoggi I UNDERSTAND YOUR HATE BUT TO LIVE IS TO PERSEVERE STAY STRONG HOTSANGGIE

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@s0rcerer_kill3r @emicyliss THEY CAN, BUT IT'S AN EXAMPLE OF A (USUALLY GENDERED) DESCRIPTOR, SUCH AS BREASTS. IF THEY SEE THE CORPSE'S FACE APPEARS MORE MASCULINE, THEY MAY PUT DOWN "JOHN DOE". THE PATROL OFFICER (HOPEFULLY) WILL NOT BE ATTEMPTING TO CHECK THE VICTIM'S PRIVATES.

[Bryan Canton @BryanSCanton]

@JRitzzz why so sad

unalienable rights that among these are life liberty and THE Pursuit of Happiness - the peach state Georgia Warmington

she should try pursuing the happiness mentioned in the aforementioned

[Bryan Canton @BryanSCanton]

@itsashotgunbaby @rimsky_popel NO MY SURNAME IS CANTALOUPE BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CANTON BECAUSE I'M ALSO AN ALCOHOLIC (CANTEEN)

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@WALPURGISCUCK AT GROK. WHERE'S THE "TRANSLATED FROM CHINESE"? please grok

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HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE NEW FLYING TESLA MODEL

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@the1withislands @rimsky_popel i forgot

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@zzztiRJ yes. jorge washington was a great and wise king of the americas. may his soul rest in peace

[Bryan Canton @BryanSCanton]

@zzztiRJ georg washington once said to a NBC reportre: fredom

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@NegentropySCP

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@GameUnionTV I DREAM OF A DAY WHERE ELITIST ARTIST PAINT PROGRAMS SUCH AS PAINT . NET, IBISPAINT, AND MS PAINT ARE FREE.

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MID DRAWING I RANDOMLY COMPLETELY FORGOT HOW TO SHADE. SELDOM TRAGEDY

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@qingchao1917 Trump will be elected for his THIRD TERM as IMPERATOR OF THE AMERICAS. Knees will bend.

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@ElectsOoC You just gotta learn about HUSTLE CULTURE. #stayrich

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@ElectsOoC I do all three of these daily. Space Cadet is nothing but a larper. Every day, I walk to the post office and beat up an elderly lady walking out with her pension. I take the money and get three kids to throw rocks at protesters. Then? I give motivational speeches on Wall Street.

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@___Lucretia___ @ElectsOoC I don't get it. I walked into Wall Street, gave a motivational speech, and the investors immediately regained confidence in themselves that what they're doing isn't morally wrong. It's easy as hell?

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@KopieLattes I wouldn't because I'm frugal, but I feel like others would buy it for 10$. (As the other comments are saying.)

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@SpecialFreak_ "Ningen" I DID NOT KNOW KITAHARA WAS AN ANTARTIC FOLKLORE CREATURE. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION KITAHARA!!!