Bryan Sanders

Eating fascists.

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

Good day to watch myself telling @StephenBannon he was going to prison back in dreamy 2017. Steve never did learn to be anything but a c-level fascist-adjacent jackass. Over/under on a pardon from .@realDonaldTrump? 35 days. I take the under.
#SteveBannonArrested @Alex_Kack

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@RealTomHoman fuck you bro

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

#25thAmendment
this old crazy bitch @realDonaldTrump before he burns the entire house and the barn and the double wide and kills poor Uncle Charlie all because he's a vindictive slut who doesn't have any clue what day it is or what the fuck is happening around him.
https://t.co/mmTnLfj44z

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@ScottAdamsSays You are one of the stupidest people on the Internet though so why would anyone care about your nonsense? Oh that's right, your business is grifting the rubes. Carry on then!

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

Lost in the shuffle is the fact that master loser troll @realDonaldTrump is actually upset about the clip Kimmel played after his completely anodyne meta comment about the reaction to the murder of Charlie Kirk. Trump was made to look like the silly self absorbed narcissist that he is and @jimmykimmel was forced out as a result.

The wannabe king was a loser in Queens and he's still a loser now, the difference being that as President he can burn the constitution down because he knows everyone thinks he's a tool and a hot mess.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

🚨THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT:

Disney is pulling Jimmy Kimmel's show "indefinitely" because he made some comments about Charlie Kirk. Bending the knee to fascism again?

Fuck you, @Disney cowards.

I STAND WITH JIMMY KIMMEL.

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@WhiteNoise1879 @TonyKhan decided to let the wrestling chatbot make all his decisions. The first thing the bot decided to do was absolutely nothing and Tony can't figure out how to change the settings. Because the Fulham board has been non-existent for so many years, not much is happening. Sad.

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@Cernovich The really sad thing for you is that you didn't give the right blowjobs to the right people at the right time to get a job in this pathetic suicidal Nazi cosplay. What a waste of talent.

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@killahBEENbee Hell no, bring some shit to a party the shit must stay at the party. Leaving anything unused is payment to the people who hosted the party. Parties are a pain in the ass.

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

The American people don't need to stick their heads into a Trump shaped wood chipper again to know it's going to hurt.

I voted for @KamalaHarris

#KamalaHarris #KamalaHarris2024

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

It's amazing how quickly the @realDonaldTrump campaign has become a poorly written Veep episode

https://t.co/qkhi8vvkfA

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

This weird silly creepy bro puppet is really locking up the #incel vote

Sniveling Little Proud Boy Vance definitely has nasty trash underwear.

@JDVance is exactly like @realDonaldTrump. They hate women. They fear women. They don't have any female friends. They are going to lose based on that alone. #Vance
#Trump
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[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@KamalaHarris should turn the search for the vice president into a "SEARCHING FOR THE VP" reality production type situation building to a big red carpet reveal live show #KamalaHarris2024 #VicePresident

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

Joe Biden should drop out of the Presidential race immediately
#JoeBiden

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[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

Back in 2017 I walked up to Steve Bannon at an event and told him he was a white supremacist who was going to wear an orange jumpsuit in prison.

The video is still funny. Fuck you, Steve. Enjoy your stay. #BANNON #SteveBannon #StevenBannon #OrangeJumpsuit

@TheDailyShow @StephenAtHome @ConanOBrien @FallonTonight @LastWeekTonight @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive @realDonaldTrump

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

Way back in 2017, I confronted #SteveBannon and told him he was going to prison... 1-2-3 Say Treason!
@Alex_Kack @pattonoswalt @dancanon

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[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@SteveKBannon

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@Alex_Kack "Direct violation of being a jackass" please respect the trademarks yo 😀😅😂🤣

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@Gwynne_Shotwell @elonmusk we could really use some help on this! #SaveLives #Borderlands

[Bryan Sanders @BabylonAmerican]

@elonmusk @Gwynne_Shotwell @SpaceXStarlink @Alex_Kack Working hard on a project with a major org to save lives at the USA/Mexico border. We need a Starlink device to do this work but waiting until 2023 for our order to ship = NO BUENO. Can you help us? Thank you! #PleaseHelp

[Bryan Sanders @BabylonAmerican]

@elonmusk @Gwynne_Shotwell @SpaceXStarlink @Alex_Kack Working hard on a project with a major org to save lives at the USA/Mexico border. We need a Starlink device to do this work but waiting until 2023 for our order to ship = NO BUENO. Can you help us? Thank you! #PleaseHelp

[Bryan Sanders @BryanSandersNow]

@elonmusk I am working with a humanitarian aid group on a project to save lives on the US/Mexico border. We could use a couple of @SpaceXStarlink deliveries and understand you all are busy. Deposits are already paid can y'all possibly help us out? Thanks.