Brian Stick

This is not actually Bryan! I am a pretty str8 guy once u get to know me. I am in a Frat at the UofA and know how to party. I start out with beerpong and pulls

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

I wish we still had AIM.... 1. for the lesbian chatrooms, but 2. because you got use the party pedophile face <;^{(

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Hope my dream catcher worked last night because had the best dream @devin_grissom ;) !!!!

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

I love that feeling of holding a laptop on my lap and nowing my nuts are getting testicular cancer

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

My mom got pissed at me 4 only spending money at bars. How do I combat that... hello Brazzers subscription... goodbye @mmfran8391 #BSTICKOUT

[Cullen Whetstone @cbw0790]

@BryanStick69 haha 7.5

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Gave blood this week. Why? So I only have to spend $10 on 3 beers at the bar. Instead of $25 on..... fuck the math behind that!!

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Got a 10hr bus ride.... and I am single. 15 beers+7 whiskey pulls=9hrs left. I am about to make Dallas and their highschool girls my BITCH

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

I love being back in ATL.. I get to drink an hour earlier than in TTown (T-vegas)

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

I love being back in ATL.. I get to drink an hour earlier than TTown (T-vegas)

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Instead of late nighting Taco Bell... I got Titty burgers and Pussy meat!! MMMMM...toasty ;)

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

@PerrinWilliams1 and @Jhmarsteller34 Can't believe we finally nutted up and switched our majors to PRE-MED!! Tequila shots on me tonight!!

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

she pull my dick out and start sucking..... all because my name is Bryan

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

"Take you home, and maybe we could bone or something
It's no limits to what we do,cause tonight we cutting gut busting" - Molly and I's song

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Molly walked in on me blow dryin my penis and asked what I was doing. I replied, what all patriots reply, "heating up your dinner"!!

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Did 35 crunches last night and woke up before 9am. Can you say "I'm growing up"?

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

@everyDoucheOnTwitter "honestly, no one gives a shit about your take on Lebron" - 1 Genesis 3:18

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

@devin_grissom what are the chances of a guy like me getting with a girl like you ;)?!

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

What's worse: getting an abortion or praying for a miscarriage? #election2012

[Brian Stick @BryanStick69]

Still dont understand why everyone hates Lebron. If anyone wants to take this bet, I will put 500 dollars on the Heat aka 200 bars