Bryan the Snail @[email protected]

Former overworked hex miracle worker for UK law enforcement. Currently trying to eat my weight in butter tarts and donuts.
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@Beathhigh Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

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@nerdiosity @DominosCanada Have you checked inside the box? More importantly, was there pineapple?

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@JBizzle703 @teneikaask_you If you're going there give yourself enough time and water to get all the way up to the monastery.
And don't leave out Wadi Rum or the Dead Sea if you've made the effort to get there.

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@chrissanders88 You don't need to apologize.
Nothing is broken.
You're a human who has been through a life changing event. You will heal when you're ready.
Don't punish yourself. Things change, including you.
Many others, including myself, have traveled this journey ahead of you.

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@cbrookmyre As first lines go it's up there with "It was the day my grandmother exploded...."

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@0xMatt @jcfarris The sad fact is that the solution requires hands on keyboards and boots on the ground and lots of employers have cut back too far on hands and boots.

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@IanColdwater Or Hot Toddy ... https://t.co/SbBgQYNk3r (I often replace the lemon with one of these Acetaminophen based lemon flu drinks, and you can use ground cinnamon, plenty of honey and any cooking whisky you have to hand. Don't feel constrained to adding small amounts of whisky.)

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@IanColdwater Depending on what ails you....
Cullen Skink ... https://t.co/YdYLtyOS0F
Creamy porridge ... https://t.co/pMgQIYn4gv (This can be prepped overnight by warming the oats and milk - not to boiling point - then cover and leave on the hob overnight. Add whatever topping appeals.)
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@IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline Wait until you try it flavoured with Baileys. When you hit mile 18 of a marathon it's an absolute life saver.

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@edskoudis If you want sorcery try Irn Bru.

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@LitMoose @leanrum Maybe some Red Hot Chilli Pipers
https://t.co/WYdBw8wZes

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@kevinripa You could have had it done on Sunday if someone wasn't asking silly questions.

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@LitMoose You've moved on to foreign parts then. Hope you enjoyed your time in God's country.

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@jimgordon1893 @BrianHonan OK. I'll accept that my reply was poorly worded but at the end of the day you do have accept the decisions given by the officials on the day. We can't go back and change things now. I still feel that Ireland deserved the win. Not what I wanted but it's what we got.

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@BrianHonan Congratulations. Your boys deserved that.

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Does this mean that nature is healing?

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@daveshackleford @BrianHonan I'm still smarting after the Rome result. I was hoping we would still be at least 2 points ahead of England going into the final game.

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@fignjam Who hasn't used a calculator to work out their share of the tip for the musical act? It has to be split amongst a lot of people.