“It is funny when Europeans say, ‘We can spot Americans from a mile away’. Yeah no shit dude, we can do the same with you. You’re wearing umbros and a gucci shirt that’s like a size small… and you have a purse” -Big Cat
The Curt Cignetti College Football 27 cover looks like the poster for a 1994 Disney movie in which a recently divorced NFL head coach decides to coach an underachieving high school team of misfits as a way to reconnect with his son who's grown distant after his parents split up.
After losing three straight games of Candyland, Louise decided it was time to challenge her opponent to a game more in line with her meathead skillset - arm wrestling. Poor kid had no idea he was walking into a trap hahaha #kiddo