We have truly entered a new era of football, ladies and gentlemen. The transition from the butt-fumble too butt-punt has officially begun… Mark Sanchez is smiling in his booth somewhere #NFL
Nothing like drinking expensive Cuban rum in Rio de Janeiro feeling like a king from of the exchange rate until the rum takes effect and start thinking you can afford to buy call options before @tesla’s Q3 report. To the moon! @elonmusk
And totally irrelevant to my last tweet, yesterday I saw Steven Tyler in white Jeep turning right on Lipoa St with a Cockatoo on his lap. I can’t make this up folks. #Maui
There’s a special place in hell for those that purposefully select “cash tip” on delivery apps with no intention of leaving any gratuity whatsoever. #PandemicJob